CavemanLynn Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I tried to get back into it last year, age 36, but years of squatting has made me pretty two-footed and a great deal more muscular than before; had no problem hopping onto a moving board and coasting down some local hills, which was fun, but utterly lost the ability to PUSH. Every time I'd go to push, I'd feel the wheels stick for a split second, and I'd end up driving the board backwards and me facefirst forwards. Is it me being a lump, bad technique, bad board, or all of the above?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, CavemanLynn said: years of squatting has made me pretty two-footed and a great deal more muscular than before Finally, something about shitting. The UKFF cosmic ballet goes on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2020 I had about 7 dumps yesterday if it counts. Like an orange gel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Silky Kisser said: Edit - spent 65 quid on flapjacks and now I'm sick to death of them. I have about 20 left. I just bought the box of 30. Its taken me 5 weeks and I have about 7 left because, yeah, got a bit boring after awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: I had about 7 dumps yesterday if it counts. Like an orange gel. Humble bragging bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 10 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: I had about 7 dumps yesterday if it counts. Like an orange gel. Picturing the orange disc in a jaffa cake now, but I'll wager it was a tad less aesthetically pleasing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 32 minutes ago, patiirc said: Hope that the rest of the day is better for you The day is great, thanks. Doctors followed by the Father Brown Mysteries. Although I suspect that watching them may qualify for this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2020 Doctors is amazing. The episode just before lockdown where a Schizophrenic was getting talked to by Tony Hancock was the dogs bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: Doctors is amazing. The episode just before lockdown where a Schizophrenic was getting talked to by Tony Hancock was the dogs bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2020 no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Bring back downvotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 18, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 18, 2020 This is a real theme with lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 49 minutes ago, CavemanLynn said: I tried to get back into it last year, age 36, but years of squatting has made me pretty two-footed and a great deal more muscular than before; had no problem hopping onto a moving board and coasting down some local hills, which was fun, but utterly lost the ability to PUSH. Every time I'd go to push, I'd feel the wheels stick for a split second, and I'd end up driving the board backwards and me facefirst forwards. Is it me being a lump, bad technique, bad board, or all of the above?? Sounds like shit bearings, or wheel bite from either loose trucks or worn bushings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, PowerButchi said: Doctors is amazing. The episode just before lockdown where a Schizophrenic was getting talked to by Tony Hancock was the dogs bollocks. Was that the same one where Joe Pasquale was following them around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 KFC opened last week. I treated myself (and my family) to a 14 piece party bucket. I demolished the majority and had the worst shits to ever grace my pan. Bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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