Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 30, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 30, 2020 She a returner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted March 31, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Onyx2 said: She a returner? As if I’d let her anywhere near here, after last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Kaz Hayashi said: Today: My 3 year old on toilet shouts: “DAAAAAD” Me downstairs: “YEAHHHH?” Her: “I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND” Me: “AWWW THANKS MATE” Her: “CAN YOU WIPE MY BUUUM? I WANT SOME CRISPS” Do you bring the crisps with you or is it a reward post wiping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 Christ don't let Justice see. He will start wiping with crips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted March 31, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 I reheated some Risotto for lunch yesterday that was a made on Saturday night. Since then I've had some amazingly awful stomach cramps and around 9 trips to the bog since. My arsehole is on fire and the last adventure into the toilet resulted in me dabbing wet toilet paper on my throbbing exit hole as a standard wipe was bringing tears to my eyes. We could only get the really terrible thin toilet paper too (Fuck you Covdid 19) Just had coffee number 1 of the day and I can feel the heat approaching. Its not going to be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 "I've given myself food poisoning... better have a strong coffee". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted March 31, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 Aye, rice is a bastard for reheating. I've always been fine when I've done it but it has the reputation of being quite likely to poison you if it's already been cooked once. I'd only chance it the next morning and if it's been kept in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted March 31, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 31, 2020 Whenever I'd go to a UK wrestling show my nostrils would always be hit at some point with the smell of an unwiped arse (in addition to hair grease, dead skin and BO). This thread makes it clear why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 31, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, SpiritOfTheForest said: Aye, rice is a bastard for reheating. I've always been fine when I've done it but it has the reputation of being quite likely to poison you if it's already been cooked once. I'd only chance it the next morning and if it's been kept in the fridge. 1) I've been reheating rice over and over my whole life and never had a problem 2) all cooked food should go in the fridge, that should go without saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 I reheat almost anything but avoid try to avoid rice*. When you reheat meat and most other foods you're making sure the bacteria has been killed, but rice grows spores which are what make you ill. Might be common knowledge but I thought I'd share. *Unless it's from a Chinese takeout in which case it's worth the risk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted March 31, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 31, 2020 I've reheated plenty of rice in the past and I've always been ok. Never Risotto though. I batch cook a lot so everything goes into tupperware and into the fridge pretty quick. Stomach pains and ferocious shitting subsided around 2pm. I hope I'm in the clear now. Don't think I can take another round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 31, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 31, 2020 To be clear, as per NHS: https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/food-and-diet/can-reheating-rice-cause-food-poisoning/ @Undefeated Steak you are right but it's easily avoided. Cool it down and get rice in the fridge within an hour. Then cook it right through when reheating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 10 hours ago, Joe Blog said: Christ don't let Justice see. He will start wiping with crips. That's when the bloods appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted April 2, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) I've never seen a jacks bowl - or any inanimate service object - look so stunned, shocked, angry and appalled all at once. It was like it knew what was coming... Edited April 2, 2020 by Scott Malbranque Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I genuinely think you've just imagined that because you knew exactly what was coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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