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10 minutes ago, Bicurious Dad said:

State of that laptop gives me the shivers.

The state of the desktop too.  How do you live like that?  

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19 minutes ago, Bicurious Dad said:

State of that laptop gives me the shivers.

 

8 minutes ago, Loki said:

The state of the desktop too.  How do you live like that?  

It's just the laptop we use for work. I don't care enough about it to sort it. 

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This was brought up in a recent copy of Viz, but i am interested in what fellow UKFF'ers have to say?

Hope does shit leave skid marks on porcelain that is under water? Think about it! What else works on a shiny surface, under water? Shit is a remarkable substance!

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17 minutes ago, iPumaPants said:

I'm also a wipe from back to front, sitting down, hand through the legs kinda person. 

Just saying, never wiped poo on my balls, my nipples or my nose during any of the wiping process. 

You must have tiny, shrivelled balls as otherwise, I quite simply don't believe you.

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Y'all mother fuckers getting 'brained' in your inboxes if you insult us B2F'ers ball size again. Plus they rest quite nicely on the toilet seat if needs be. Never had shitty balls or complaints of shitty odours down there and literally probably more than 10 woman have had the chance 😎.

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2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

You must have tiny, shrivelled balls as otherwise, I quite simply don't believe you.

Whilst I think they are smaller than average, I wouldn't say tiny or shrivelled. But being pretty standard testicles otherwise, they're quite easy to move out of the way to wipe.

Also, why would I lie? 

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