Paid Members gmoney Posted March 21, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2020 12 hours ago, Steve Justice said: So let me get this right, you lean forward, stick your hand in the shit bowl, wipe, and then pull the shitty paper out to check it? And I'm the weird one? 12 hours ago, Steve Justice said: Stand, wipe, check, dispose. A very similar method, granted, but we don't stick our hand in the shitty toilet nor run the risk of wiping shit over ourselves as we pull it back out to check it. Sitters aren't winning this one. You're not properly house trained. Disgusting. 25 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: When standing there's more manoeuvrability. If you're a skinny, sitting kind of makes sense. But if your arse pretty much takes up the width of the bowl, even with bending you're going to struggle to not let your hand touch the toilet seat and porcelain, and not much space for the wiping motion. I don't understand how you think the human body works in proportion to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 21, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2020 43 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: When standing there's more manoeuvrability. How? You're upright, and therefore in a more rigid body position. Surely your cheeks are pressed tight together. If you are sitting, your legs and cheeks are spread, making it much easier to wipe. You just need to raise your squat slightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 21, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2020 Need external input on this, I feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) If you've got a messy poo to sort out the moment you stand up your bum cheeks automatically squish together mushing and expanding the area of shit on/around bumhole. There's no logic in standing. When you see any image of a person wiping on telly/film/favourite fetish website theyre NEVER stranding. Popular culture say's you're wrong. I say you're wrong. What direction do we all wipe in? It never dawned on me until having daughters that there was a different way other than back to front but obviously for a lady that's how you end up with shit in chuff. It's too late for me to change though and I don't have a chuff just a gooch that's always cleaned properly just in case. Edited March 21, 2020 by Mr_Danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 21, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2020 20200321_125601.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 21, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2020 Jesus tonight. Amazing. Can you imagine what this place will descend into by Good Friday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 14 hours ago, Steve Justice said: So let me get this right, you lean forward, stick your hand in the shit bowl, wipe, and then pull the shitty paper out to check it? And I'm the weird one? Can I just check - do you flush the toilet between visits, or do you just let all your faeces pile up in there until it’s an inch from the rim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: If you've got a messy poo to sort out the moment you stand up your bum cheeks automatically squish together mushing and expanding the area of shit on/around bumhole. There's no logic in standing. When you see any image of a person wiping on telly/film/favourite fetish website theyre NEVER stranding. Popular culture say's you're wrong. I say you're wrong. What direction do we all wipe in? It never dawned on me until having daughters that there was a different way other than back to front but obviously for a lady that's how you end up with shit in chuff. It's too late for me to change though and I don't have a chuff just a gooch that's always cleaned properly just in case. As in you start at the top of your arse crack and wipe towards your gooch and balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 21, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 21, 2020 Anyone who doesn't suck it straight out of their anus with a Henry Hoover is a coward. Fight me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 Imagine the state of your carpets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, Divorced Dad said: As in you start at the top of your arse crack and wipe towards your gooch and balls? It just feels right man, it just feels right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 34 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: It just feels right man, it just feels right. Nah, you're trolling. There is NO chance you're wiping towards your balls. Such a depressing thought if you are. It takes away any glimmer of hope I ever had for the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 21, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2020 Oh yay another poo thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 21, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 21, 2020 Yep, you've missed pretty much nothing since you were last on here actively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted March 21, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Mr_Danger said: It just feels right man, it just feels right. Everyone knows you're meant to give them a gentle hoist to open up a safe passage to the perineum and onward to the Marmite mine, requiring a downward motion in the first instance. To do so in the opposite direction is most unseemly. Unless your space hoppers haven't dropped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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