Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, ElCece said: I guess the correct answer this day and age is dragging your arse across the ground like a dog.Ā Or Gary Lineker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, Devon Malcolm said: Or Gary Lineker. Dragging your arse across Gary Lineker or like Gary Lineker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 21 minutes ago, ElCece said: Dragging your arse across Gary Lineker or like Gary Lineker? Do it down the middle as he loves staying central these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 We've actually had this discussion before on here.Ā I'm a stander BTW.Ā A question for the sitters, how do you know when to stop wiping?Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: A question for the sitters, how do you know when to stop wiping? When thereās no longer shit on the toilet roll. Is that somehow different as a stander?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: how do you know when to stop wiping?Ā When you stop seeing shit on the toilet paper. How else? How can that part differ from standing?? Edit: snap slapnut. Or snapnut! Edited March 20, 2020 by PunkStep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, PunkStep said: When you stop seeing shit on the toilet paper. How else? How can that part differ from standing?? Hold fire. I'm interested to see what the alternative method is.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 20, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2020 About to enter the belly of a pandemic which is wiping people out by the hour and this forum is arguing over how to wipe their arses... again. This place would be a sitcom if we weren't so fucking ridiculous. Never, ever change, UKFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 So let me get this right, you lean forward, stick your hand in the shit bowl, wipe, and then pull the shitty paper out to check it?Ā And I'm the weird one?Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 20, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 What do YOU do? Stand in a hall of mirrors and spread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Can I just accentuate, for anyone who's missed it, that standers are going on record as siding with Steve Justice on the proper way to toilet themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, PunkStep said: What do YOU do? Stand in a hall of mirrors and spread? Stand, wipe, check, dispose.Ā A very similar method, granted, but we don't stick our hand in the shitty toilet nor run the risk of wiping shit over ourselves as we pull it back out to check it.Ā Sitters aren't winning this one. You're not properly house trained. Disgusting.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 39 minutes ago, Steve Justice said: We've actually had this discussion before on here.Ā I'm a stander BTW.Ā A question for the sitters, how do you know when to stop wiping?Ā Honestly, you should be banned from these threads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divorced Dad Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 You're not really sticking your hand in a shitty toilet though. You sit on the seat not in the toilet. Your arse is still above the bowl.Ā When checking the paper it's just a wee glance over the shoulder to check it.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 20, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Exactly. It's not like you need Beadle hands to do this without danger. Or do you standersĀ have a shovel for a hand and expect to come back up with a Triceratops turd all over your fingers? How shallow is your toilet? Honestly, this place. Edited March 20, 2020 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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