Paid Members PunkStep Posted February 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2023 Ha, just found out she's writing a book about Johnson. Of course she fucking is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted February 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) "He slid his inexorable length into me as I gasped in ecstasy"Ā Edited February 9, 2023 by Nexus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2023 "Oh my!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just come across a bookmark of that time Teresa May came to town and I went to say hello. Can't believe this is three fucking Tory PMs ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 Look what you did, Lister, look what you did. Ā This is all your fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 Walked past Jacob Rees-Mogg yesterday crossing Westminster Bridge. Seeing him in the flesh genuinely made my skin crawl and he looks like an even bigger dickhead in person than on telly. It genuinely crossed my mind to push him directly into traffic. Alas, if I was a younger man without a wife and child I might have at least kicked him in the bollocks or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 11 minutes ago, LaGoosh said: Walked past Jacob Rees-Mogg yesterday crossing Westminster Bridge. Seeing him in the flesh genuinely made my skin crawl and he looks like an even bigger dickhead in person than on telly. It genuinely crossed my mind to push him directly into traffic. Alas, if I was a younger man without a wife and child I might have at least kicked him in the bollocks or something. I don't think I could avoided calling him a cunt to his face if i'm honest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted February 10, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 hours ago, LaGoosh said: Walked past Jacob Rees-Mogg yesterday crossing Westminster Bridge. Seeing him in the flesh genuinely made my skin crawl and he looks like an even bigger dickhead in person than on telly. It genuinely crossed my mind to push him directly into traffic. Alas, if I was a younger man without a wife and child I might have at least kicked him in the bollocks or something. Mate, can you not be such a well hard geezer? Some peoples wives read this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: I don't think I could avoided calling him a cunt to his face if i'm honest There's a show on Sky where Nish Kumar and Josh Widdecombe go to different local papers and try to find and report stories. One one of them they get sent to cover a Boris Johnson visit (as PM) to a local college and Kumar is tasked with shouting a question when Johnson goes past. Instead he just shouts "Fuck you, you fucking cunt!" The whole show is something of a worked shoot, but the way he reacts afterwards, it does very much come across that it was just a gut instinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 15 minutes ago, JNLister said: Nish Kumar and Josh Widdecombe Thanks for the heads up, I'll be sure to give that a miss.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, neil said: Mate, can you not be such a well hard geezer? Some peoples wives read this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted February 10, 2023 Share Posted February 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Tommy! said: Thanks for the heads up, I'll be sure to give that a miss.Ā Sounds like those tweets you get from accounts with a bulldog as their avatar and a Union Flag in their bio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 10, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 10, 2023 I'll lend you my Wheeltappers and Shunters comp if you like.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members JNLister Posted February 23, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 23, 2023 Later that day... Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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