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Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted February 23, 2023 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) 21 hours ago, JNLister said: Later that day... Ah yes, I knew I'd been getting one of the ingredients of a BLT wrong all these years. Edit: gives me an excuse to post one of my favourite videos Edited February 24, 2023 by Onyx2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonmist Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 (edited) Conservatives have deselected an MP a week after coming back from maternity leave. Bit cuntish really. She's Jacob Reese-Mogg's niece, so she's probably a cunt and all but still. Edited February 25, 2023 by westlondonmist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 10 minutes ago, westlondonmist said: Conservatives have deselected an MP a week after coming back from maternity leave. Bit cuntish really. She's Jacob Reese-Mogg's niece, so she's probably a cunt and all but still. There’s a few deselected. It seems they’re all “Architects” in bringing down Johnson (I thought he did a fine job of that by himself) and the grass roots tories are getting their revenge. It also frees up safer seats should they move Johnson from his current seat which he could very likely lose. I think they’re planning to get rid of Sunak after the local elections and then bring that cunt back because cunts will vote for him because they’re cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 Can we talk about the nutso SNP leadership candidate lineup, or do we need a separate All Jocks Are Cunts thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, Loki said: Can we talk about the nutso SNP leadership candidate lineup, or do we need a separate All Jocks Are Cunts thread? It has been fun seeing the sensibles who work for right leaning publications crying about how Christians are being persecuted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 25, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2023 41 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I think they’re planning to get rid of Sunak after the local elections and then bring that cunt back because cunts will vote for him because they’re cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westlondonmist Posted February 25, 2023 Share Posted February 25, 2023 39 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: It has been fun seeing the sensibles who work for right leaning publications crying about how Christians are being persecuted. I think an article about how shit Christian politicians in the UK are at answering questions about their religion would be more suitable. I remember Farron, fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 25, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 25, 2023 Rees-Mogg formally selected as the candidate in what will be our new constituency at the next election. Only consolation is that his niece (who was the failed Tory candidate in the May-booing article I posted), who found a safe seat and got in in 2019, has effectively been deselected because she "betrayed Boris" by resigning last summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 26, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2023 One thing that's annoyed me with this turnip thing is it undermines a very sensible discussion area on the global impact of our food and the environmental trade off we accept for having such ready availability of everything by being really fucking stupid and making it an easy joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted February 26, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted February 26, 2023 6 minutes ago, Tommy! said: One thing that's annoyed me with this turnip thing is it undermines a very sensible discussion area on the global impact of our food and the environmental trade off we accept for having such ready availability of everything by being really fucking stupid and making it an easy joke. The whole situation annoys me. The country is in a situation where we can’t even afford to sustain our own crops when importing fails and instead of there being a serious “oh shit” moment, the whole thing got fobbed off with “ah go buy turnips idiots”. Now that’s the headline and discussion and not that our agricultural industry is on it’s arse because farmers can’t afford to run it and daren’t plant crops. I also dread to think of how many thickos went out and bulk bought tomatoes and peppers to let them sit and rot away in their fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2023 There are going to be some prime examples of Tory cuntishness over the coming days thanks to Isabel Oakshott deciding to say fuck you to the NDA that she had signed to reveal some of the contents of Matt Hancock's WhatsApp messages that she had access too so she could write his book. Today's delight is that loveable Matt had an exchange with a true cunt amongst cunts Gavin Williamson where cheeky Gav expressed the view that teachers were using not having PPE as an excuse not to work because they were lazy. Gav has tried to clarify his position by saying that he meant some unions were lazy, not all teachers, because that is better apparently. Things will definitely get more cunty as we go along as they never release the best things first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted March 2, 2023 Share Posted March 2, 2023 Or it’s an elaborate ruse to bump sales of the book, as it’s only sold 4,000 copies since release Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2023 As good old loveable Matt had already sent her what has been described as a "Menacing" message because of the releases then perhaps not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 2, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said: As good old loveable Matt had already sent her what has been described as a "Menacing" message because of the releases then perhaps not. A considering the leaked material is not what is in the book (hence texts being leaked via the press/social media) why would anyone rush to buy a book when it doesn't contain any of the juicy gossip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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