Mr_Danger Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 I had a shitty Morrisons cafe fish and chips before as they feed my many many children for free. The fish is actually quite nice usually, some use the fish in the shop this one always batters them in the shitty Morrisons cafe. The problem arose when ignoring my eldest daughters complaint that her plate smelled funny I bit in to a rancid tasting chip that had the overwhelming scent of piss. A piss chip if you will. I held back my disgust until everyone had finished and on further inspection and with a second opinion it was confirmed to be a very rancid piss smelling chip indeed. It was literally the second to last thing on my plate and felt too ashamed to complain with an empty plate looking like I'd powered through and ate piss chips regardless. Anyway, enjoy your authentic fish suppers wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2018 A little bit bland I have to say, but an impressive amount of chips. I'm afraid it's from one of the "jack of all takeaways", doing fish, kebabs and fried chicken, but there's not much else around here. They do offer fish fried in the southern batter they do the chicken in, which I must admit intrigued me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 28, 2018 Share Posted August 28, 2018 Did you have any cutlery there, G-funk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted August 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 28, 2018 (edited) Ha! Excess knifes and forks for the missus and housemate, who I should point out were not bold enough to get cod roe as well. Pathetic. Edited August 28, 2018 by gmoney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted August 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2018 20 hours ago, johnnyboy said: They were cracking, from a fresh batch. FishNChicken, it's the main one I'd go to in Harlow by choice. Fish N Chicken are often great. My only complaint is their portion size to cost is a bit stingey (in Harold Hill / Basildon branches), but their chips are bloody good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultimo the great Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Thanks to this thread had to go and have this today Extra curry with Salt, no vinegar along with 6 slices of bread. feeling like i'm falling into a food coma. Confession: never eaten a battered sausage, need to try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2018 Back to work this week, and while I was out for lunch I remembered that a 'chippy' had opened just across the road from our office. As I passed it, I thought it would be a good idea to share with you their prices and not-at-all-pretentious menu. Warning: you will gag on your saveloy at the prices, especially if you're from ap naaarth. This is what you have to put up with in City. Small chips, £2.80! Cod, £7.70! Deep fried fucking oysters?! I tried the chips when they were giving away samples during their opening week, and they were shit- just standard gastro pub-style chips, definitely not chip shop chips. What a defamation of the good word 'chippy'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 It's Mayfair, you must have known what you were getting into! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Otto Dem Wanz said: It's Mayfair, you must have known what you were getting into! Hoped for tits, got chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted August 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2018 19 minutes ago, Otto Dem Wanz said: It's Mayfair, you must have known what you were getting into! It's not, it's the City. They have one in Mayfair as well. But still, yeah your point applies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bus Surfer Posted August 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2018 £4.50 for a fucking chip butty?! Is this Chippy in an Airport that happens to be a Motorway services too? Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 I was at a gaming convention this past Monday and they had a "chippy" van in the food court, they were wanting four quid for a chip batch themselves. I decided to starve and wait till I got back to my local which was bloody closed.. had to suffer with Chinese chips but at least they piled the bag till bursting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted August 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 29, 2018 On 8/28/2018 at 7:31 AM, Gus Mears said: cod row "They're selling postcards of the hanging, they're painting the passports brown..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 (edited) Here's cod and chips from my local chippy, all for the princely sum of £3.60. Edited August 29, 2018 by Rey_Piste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted August 29, 2018 Share Posted August 29, 2018 Unexpectedly spent the day in hospital after passing out in Superdrug from a diabetic hypo, and all I was able to think about the entire time was this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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