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8 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

Martin, 49, is an IT consultant but doesn't really know what he does at work. His wife pays for them to do salsa lessons but he never goes with her. Pie, peas and chips. 

Martin's wife is definitely cheating on him. Poor bloke.

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24 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Is that a jukebox in your chippy? A rubber Johnny machine? An insulin dispenser?

Saveloy dispenser. Pound a pop. 

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3 hours ago, scratchdj said:

What about haddocks?

Haddock trumps cod, easy. I'll happily wait a bit longer for haddock over cod every Thursday. 

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I need some of those hi-viz pants in my life, I think. 

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We've been cooking fish and chips maybe two/three times a week last week as part of training on our new course. 

If I get a photo of the wonder we're producing I'll get it on here I think you lot would be booking to come see Shy Dad on holiday quite quickly. 

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14 minutes ago, Shy Dad said:

We've been cooking fish and chips maybe two/three times a week last week as part of training on our new course. 

If I get a photo of the wonder we're producing I'll get it on here I think you lot would be booking to come see Shy Dad on holiday quite quickly. 

Unless you work in a chippy, you’ve got the wrong thread. 

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59 minutes ago, Shy Dad said:

We've been cooking fish and chips maybe two/three times a week last week as part of training on our new course. 

If I get a photo of the wonder we're producing I'll get it on here I think you lot would be booking to come see Shy Dad on holiday quite quickly. 

Only if you do kebabs too. 

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1 hour ago, Shy Dad said:

We've been cooking fish and chips maybe two/three times a week last week as part of training on our new course. 

If I get a photo of the wonder we're producing I'll get it on here I think you lot would be booking to come see Shy Dad on holiday quite quickly. 

1,000 times yes.  If you become a premium fish fryer, you may well become my favourite person, nay best friend.

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