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3 hours ago, Onyx2 said:

I wasn't even slightly thinking about a chippy tea and then I read this FB waffle.

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Fish for tea tonight it is.

First 4 paragraphs are on point...the rest is complete drivel and the kind of shit you'd see spun into a shitty t-shirt "THIS IS MY CHIPPY TEA-SHIRT"

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1 minute ago, neil said:

First 4 paragraphs are on point...the rest is complete drivel and the kind of shit you'd see spun into a shitty t-shirt "THIS IS MY CHIPPY TEA-SHIRT"

SEX & DRUGS & COD ROE

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3 hours ago, scratchdj said:

We moved in to our new house (in a new area) on the 3rd December.

We had a chippy tea on Wednesday and I walked into our new chippy and the bloke who owns it said "Evening, Matt - usual?"

I've never felt more at home.

It's just the absolute best. 

Used to have a chippy in Bath years ago just down the road from student accommodation and the fact I could walk through the door and they'd start prepping my order really did make me feel like I was at home. 

 

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58 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Was gonna just have ramen noodle soup tonight, but read the forum on the train home and well...

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Floppy dick Friday it is!

How many saveloys you having a year? Anything over 2 per year is dangerous.

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4 hours ago, neil said:

First 4 paragraphs are on point...the rest is complete drivel

I stuck to my word. 

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Haddock was cracking, chips needed another minute. 7/10.

But more importantly I made a connection with the other lost souls. 

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Martin, 49, is an IT consultant but doesn't really know what he does at work. His wife pays for them to do salsa lessons but he never goes with her. Pie, peas and chips. 

Dan has driven mini diggers since he left school 15 years ago. He lives with his 6 German Shepherds. He's sure 2022 will be his year and he'll write his first book on becoming a Tiktok influencer. Two battered sausages and chips (one for the way home). 

Spencer, 52, is a timid veterinarian and runs an Arctic Monkeys fan site. He asked for scraps but being in the South they looked at him blankly and he settled for cod and chips twice to share with the homeless under the bridge. 

I'm putting all that on Redbubble. 

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