Undefeated Steak Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Miley Cyrus must smell like the spunk tissue you forgot about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I assume June Brown reeks of cockles and tobacco. A horrible combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 I worked with June Brown when I was a child, I still remember her smoking like a chimney and reeking of stale fag ash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2017 (edited) June Brown is a rare example of someone who you would be disappointment with if she didn't smell like that though. Living the gimmick, brother.  Although I would imagine that she now has the over-boiled cabbage smell that only old people are able to emit. Edited March 6, 2017 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Milton Jones looks like he needs a good ol' scrub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2017 Kid Rock looks like he'd smell of old piss and old vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ColinBollocks Posted March 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2017 Nick Nolte probably smells like the ghost of every rancid fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2017 Miley Cyrus must smell like the spunk tissue you forgot about.Miley looks like she'd smell of three day old sweat and weed. Like Neil from the Young Ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2017 Kid Rock looks like he'd smell of old piss and old vinegar. Extremely appropriate video. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 6, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 6, 2017 Nick Nolte probably smells like the ghost of every rancid fart.   Last time I saw a picture of Nick Nolte he looked like he'd eaten Mickey Rooney. That was about 5 years ago. I can't believe he's still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 8, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2017 The Steps reunion news has reminded me that I stood behind the blonde one who wasn't fat then thin then fat now thin but baggy in Subway in Manchester. She smelt like vanilla. Loveley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 8, 2017 Share Posted March 8, 2017 Harry Dean Stanton must emit the fragrance that the essence of old man flat is modelled on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 I reckon that even after a shower, Boris Johnson still smells like a Northern Rail train carriage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Arn Anderson's Darb Posted November 1, 2019 Members Share Posted November 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: I reckon that even after a shower, Boris Johnson still smells like a Northern Rail train carriage. I reckon Johnson smells like a Toby Carvery on a Monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted November 2, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2019 I reckon Johnson smells like boiled cabbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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