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  1. The 2018 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery (And Thunderball!)

  2. The 2018 Royal Rumble surprise entrant pool

    The Rumble is well underway, and number 7 is about to come out. In the ring, we have Seth Rollins, Zack Ryder and other bland mid carders until we hear the horn... ITS CHOO CHOO TIME as 2013 Internet favourite Freight Train makes his big debut! He sprints to the ring like Ryback sprinting to the Steroid Van, then cleans house with stiff as fuck lariats, he does a international spot with Seth Rollins which ends with Train hitting a flying headscissors, and hits a Destino on Chad Gable! Unfortunately, Freight Train gets carried away later in the match as he hits a suicide Shooting Star Press on Kofi, who was doing his traditional Royal Rumble spot where he finds innovative ways to get back in the ring. Number 15 is Chris Waddle! He does a snapmare, and kicks people in the back, who then go flying over the top rope like the ball over the crossbar at World Cup Italia 90. He gets eliminated by Roman Reigns, who Waddles does kick, but Reigns no sells it because it makes him look strong. Last by no means least, Australian Kids TV favourite Pugwall! He and Elias decide to team up, and eliminate everyone until it's just them two. "From one sound cunt musician to another, lets perform The Orange Organics classics" Pugwall suggests. Elias grabs the Guitar, and they perform a smashing rendition of There's No Reason Why. Elias is a much better vocalist than Fleet. After the song, Pugwall goes to shake Elias's hand, but Elias blindsides him and throws him out. Unfortunately, Pugwall dislocates his shoulder whilst trying to cushion his fall on the apron, hence having to cancel an Orange Organics World Tour.