Alex Wright Mark

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About Alex Wright Mark

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  • Birthday 08/13/1985

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  1. The lager and drugs have not been kind at all (nicked off a certain bongo site named after a rodent)
  2. This is my new favourite YouTube channel, Retro Football TV. If you're like me (and I assume Ian and Tiger Rick) and love the glory days of 90's football and shite 90's/00's football games, this is for you. The best thing on the channel is Wheel of Wank, a weekly series where the host and a guest (which unfortunately one episode includes that fambludinnit cunt from Arsenal Fan TV) play a series of shitty football games from the 90s. Check it out! https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCG0TPY3pOABtpqes9slGfZQ
  3. Graham Linehan is another person who I liked before he exposed himself on Twitter as a massive twat. "You know what George Michael, Prince and David Bowie would want you to do? Go to your local US Embassy on January 20th and say hell no!" This was a genuine tweet he posted just a couple hours after George was announced dead. What a throbber.
  4. I assume June Brown reeks of cockles and tobacco. A horrible combination.
  5. I had an encounter with Leslie Grantham in 2006. He smelt like pasties. He was also wearing a jacket which made me imagine he found a stain on it and saying "What the fuck is this shit? Is that chocolate?" ala Jake Roberts on Beyond The Mat. Leslie was also a cunt.
  6. Seeing Sue and Danny fall to their deaths off the scaffold freaked me the fuck out as a six year old. Watching it back on YouTube just now still freaks my nut out. https://youtu.be/P1WZuh77M80
  7. Ginger Chris Evans is definitely a man who is past it. He tried to revive that magic of the 90's by bringing back TFI Friday in 2015, but famous people are so much more fucking lamer now, and the feeling just wasn't there anymore. Then, he replaced the much loved by your Facebook mates who post about how much the Loony Left are softies Jeremy Clarkson as the host of Top Gear. He only lasted six episodes. His TV career is as good as dead. Unless he's on something else that I'm not aware of. Or he could still be killing it on Radio. Again, I have no idea. Or care for that matter.
  8. I can't be fucked with Podcasts anymore, but I'll definitely go out of my way for a Houchen/Butch/Crisp/Raid drunken podcast. Exciting times ahead.
  9. I bought the Nokia N-Gage, thinking it was going to be some sort of revolutionary gadget that will change the face of mobile phones. The sheer thought of playing Tony Hawk's Skateboarding with near 32 bit graphics on a handheld device was mind blowing to me. But as a phone itself? Absolutely dreadful. The phone was the size of a Gameboy Advance, and the speaker and reciever where on the top end, so you looked like ab utter wally whilst talking on it. I still have it somewhere in the house. I doubt it works now though.
  10. Congratulations man. I'm pumped to see it.
  11. Parents of the Band. Yeah, it wasn't a very good show.
  12. Prison Break was amazing. I couldn't believe they didn't bring it back for a second series. I'm sure the winner went on to compete in the UK version of Survivor. A big shout out to Dean Gaffney's first ever Bushtucker Trial on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Showing why he is Britain's Most Well Loved Soap Star, The Gaff shown true courage and bravery. Plus eleven years on, it's still the funniest Bushtucker Trial of all time.
  13. I'm sure there was a show where he was in a shed on BBC Three, and featured a British Wrestling segment. I remember seeing clips of a Zebra Kid match on it.
  14. Another Nickelodeon alumni I forgot about was Rick Adams. His career wasn't the same after that God awful Big Breakfast reboot in 1996 with Sharon Davies. And speaking of The Big Breakfast, whatever happened to Richard Orford?
  15. I just encountered the Wikipedia of former Coronation Street star Tracy Shaw, who was everywhere in the late 90's, but disappeared after she was killed off. Not even Wikipedia knows what she's doing nowadays. Christ. Edit: Of course Darren Day hit it. Fucking hell, what a shagger.