Keith Houchen Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Open a window, it's Ricky Tommo. Â Which celebrities do you think whiff like a front row of a Shimmer event. Ricky Tomlinson and Shane MacGowan emit a pungent stench but who do you think does. Any pictures must be accompanied by a sentence saying who they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Keith, was it you or Butch who were once unfortunate enough to note that Ted Hankey stank of shit? I always think of that whenever I see the fat bastard on telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 I think that was Butch. Sure he nicknamed him B.O. Baracus as well, which killed me when I read it. Â To add my own, I reckon the boxer Tyson Fury smells of gone off Ginster's pasties and ballsack sweat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 Both. And it's was a really fecal smelling BO as well. Bet the fat greasy fucker had shit himself. You know that South Park where they play World of Warcraft against that bloke? That's Hankey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Speaking from first hand experience Tomlinson doesn't honk but he's a grade A scruff even in a suit hosting at his club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 You clearly had a bad cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) Did I ever tell the story about the time I was behind Norman Pace (I wish that was the end of the sentence!) in Greggs in Sunderland? He was doing Anne Get Your Gun at the Empire and was passing through. He bought a cheese and onion pasty and a belgium bun. He actually smelled really good. Which is amazing considering how he looked. He had on a waistcoat, brown suit and a beard. Scruffy looking get. I didnt even want anything at Greggs. Just wanted to stand in a line with Norm. Â As far as a pong, I bet Brendan Healy (Tim Healy's brother) when in a music shop that sold rave tapes and comedy videos. And if you are thinking it, the answer is yes, that shop was a front for something else behind the counter. No way that shop made more than 40 pence a week with such specialist demographic as selling nothing but Lisa Lashes EPs and Blackadder on audio cassette. Anyway, old Brendan smelled like a burned carpet. I couldnt believe such a smell existed. I dont know where he'd been, but you can sort of see why he never did anything outside of good brother favours from his more famous sibling Tim Healy. Â Oh Mick Foley stunk as well, but you know. Hardly news is it? Edited March 2, 2017 by IANdrewDiceClay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 The main benefit to smoking now for Keith Richards must be to cover the stench of human decay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Danny Baker, Bob Geldof and everyone in Ned's Atomic Dustbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2017 I'm so happy to see this thread. Whenever I remember Butch's line from years ago, "Open a window, it's Paul Heyman," it takes me ages to compose myself. Â For content, just the thought of Farage puts me off my dinner, because you can't help but imagine the absolutely foul breath pumping out of his constantly-gaping mouth. It must reek like he brushes his teeth with a frozen turd. Â Trump's the same. There must be a pungent cloud, so strong it's almost visible, trailing in his wake, a mixture of shite-breath, hairspray, and that mix of BO he's tried to blot out with too much aftershave. He's a big fat angry man in an ill-fitting suit, the inside of which would probably poison a child if you stuck their head under it for more than 5 seconds, the fat sweaty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cousin Jim Bob Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Rapper Action Bronson who I met briefly after one of his gigs combined the smell of brutal strength weed and a sewage plant. Nice bloke though and he had a que of attractive groupies who did'nt seem to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 2, 2017 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 2, 2017 The whiff of stale Lynx and jizzy hair gel coming off Blazing Squad at the height of their fame must have been overwhelming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2017 To be fair he's a pretty energetic and very fat man. I can imagine he fucking stank to high heaven right after a gig, but I met him before a show one time and he seemed clean enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2017 If the pictures of Rory McGrath coming out of court recently for stalking had been scratch n' sniff, the room would have been filled with the scent of fried chicken BO, booze, and stale cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) If the pictures of Rory McGrath coming out of court recently for stalking had been scratch n' sniff, the room would have been filled with the scent of fried chicken BO, booze, and stale cum. Have you ever seen his appearance on QI? Fuck me , what a cunt. Supposrdly asked for all the questions in advance as well. Edited March 2, 2017 by Ladiesman345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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