mikehoncho Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Chris Evans ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 Actually, I bet Chris Moyles still has the aroma of a North East burger van, despite losing that weight. Same goes for Ricky Gervais. No mate, your jokes and opinions aren't offensive, it's the Zyklon B emitting from your armpits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Les Battersby looks like he smells like a bookies. Drinks around here sometimes but only in the stinky arse lifer pubs. He's deffo one of them you look at and think, "How does he afford to drink all day he's never in work" before an old lady complains that the job centre give them beer vouchers every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 3, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 3, 2017 I bet Kevin Smith fucking stinks. Although he's probably usually in a room with people who smell worse (his fans) so he gets away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 Imagine how many cattle died in making those full length leather coats for a room full of Kevin Smith and his Mutants? Bet they love Heyman too. Not enough windows in the world for that hum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 John McCririck probably has the acrid stench of piss, married with the unmistakable odour of trousers that you've blasted arse on for several hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Eamon Holmes. Â Bumped into him at Insurrextion in London WAY back ... tub of lard (I was lithe at the time), & whiffed of hot dogs & piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 John McCririck probably has the acrid stench of piss, married with the unmistakable odour of trousers that you've blasted arse on for several hours. Â Oh yes, all of this and more - definite woolly old man stench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 John McCririck probably has the acrid stench of piss, married with the unmistakable odour of trousers that you've blasted arse on for several hours. Â Trying to remember if anyone complained of his reek in Big Brother but can't think of any. But surely he fucking pongs, just look at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 Les Battersby looks like he smells like a bookies. Drinks around here sometimes but only in the stinky arse lifer pubs. He's deffo one of them you look at and think, "How does he afford to drink all day he's never in work" before an old lady complains that the job centre give them beer vouchers every morning. Â Always in the pubs in Towyn and Abergele. I can confirm he does indeed have the smell of a man that wears the same pants every day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017  John McCririck probably has the acrid stench of piss, married with the unmistakable odour of trousers that you've blasted arse on for several hours.  Trying to remember if anyone complained of his reek in Big Brother but can't think of any. But surely he fucking pongs, just look at him.    It's the facial hair that caps it off. When your facial hair looks like arse-hair, you'd have to imagine he's sporting a full Crilly downstairs, with the appropriate levels of pong to go with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted March 3, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 3, 2017 Gregor Fisher (guy that played Rab C. Nesbitt) reeked of booze and B.O when I passed him a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 3, 2017 Author Share Posted March 3, 2017 I bet Courtney Love has a right smelly fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikehoncho Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I bet Courtney Love has a right smelly fanny. Â You've seen what happens when you tear open a pork pie right ... ? Â But yeah, I reckon that minge is minging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 You know it's bad when you were the stinky one in a Kurt Cobain relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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