Paid Members Jazzy G Posted November 2, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2019 Boiled cabbage from a Toby Carvery on a Saturday morning, having found its way onto a Northern Rail carriage? A Pacer, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: I reckon that even after a shower, Boris Johnson still smells like a Northern Rail train carriage. I've met him. He literally smells as you'd imagine the library in Parliament does. Like a unventilated room in an old stately home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 2, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted November 2, 2019 I always reckoned he'd smell like my Gran's bathroom, a mixture of fustiness, and air conditioner trying to hide the fustiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 He smells like he takes his clothes out of the tumble dryer 30 minutes before they're dry and puts them straight on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 I seriously hope that's not a euphemism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 I have just watched an old Honky Tonk Man Shoot Interview were he credits Dusty Rhodes of stinking real bad whenever they had a match together. Perhaps he never showered after running back from the Klan meetings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 3, 2019 Author Share Posted November 3, 2019 Now all I can think of is the John Nord “Dusty Muffler” story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Now all I can think of is the John Nord “Dusty Muffler” story. Can you enlighten me of this story please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 3, 2019 Author Share Posted November 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Lord-Mountevans said: Can you enlighten me of this story please?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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