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Who was the girl in Big Brother years ago where the housemates were all saying she hummed. I think it was the one with Nikki in it, because I have this memory of her in agony sitting next to her. I think she ended up leaving when someone suggested Lynx may be the way forward.

 

Dawn, I think. The one who left by repeating "oh, shut up" in the diary room about 500 times, then went on hunger strike when she came out to try and force BB to hand over all the tapes so she could prove it was just bad editing, and she didn't whiff. They didn't.

 

Corbin smells damp, I reckon. Like condensation in an ill-kept bathroom.

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Gladders referenced the "Shut up" bit when someone flounced off here once, I seem to recall for some Rainman type reason.

 

Was it thejeffjarrettone or someone like that?

 

But yeah, it was Dawn in season 7:-

 

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Ian Wright always seems underrated in these things, in that to me he always gives out a smelly vibe. It's probably the gold tooth and the poor outfit choices alongside his sweaty bald dome. Ian Wright, Wright, Wright, smells like shite, shite, shite.

 

Staying in the football world, John Motson, Jonathan Pearce and Sam Allardyce are no brainers. They probably smell like a combination of cat shit, Brexit and cough sweets.

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I imagine Ian Wright smells of expensive aftershave. On the other hand I imagine Tony Pulis smells of deep heat.

 

I once followed some strongmen into the toilets* at a strongman contest, and the stink of deep heat coming off their sweaty backs was so intense, my face started melting like they'd just opened the Ark.

 

 

*for a good old bog-ramming, of course

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I know that statistically you're more likely to pen and ink if you're Scottish, but I bet Jock Stein stank to high heaven. Just looking at him reminds your nostrils of Sunday evening farts. Big Jock Knew alright, knew he was smellier than the average porridge wog.

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Did I ever tell the story about the time I was behind Norman Pace (I wish that was the end of the sentence!) in Greggs in Sunderland? He was doing Anne Get Your Gun at the Empire and was passing through. He bought a cheese and onion pasty and a belgium bun. He actually smelled really good. Which is amazing considering how he looked. He had on a waistcoat, brown suit and a beard. Scruffy looking get. I didnt even want anything at Greggs. Just wanted to stand in a line with Norm.

 

As far as a pong, I bet Brendan Healy (Tim Healy's brother) when in a music shop that sold rave tapes and comedy videos. And if you are thinking it, the answer is yes, that shop was a front for something else behind the counter. No way that shop made more than 40 pence a week with such specialist demographic as selling nothing but Lisa Lashes EPs and Blackadder on audio cassette. Anyway, old Brendan smelled like a burned carpet. I couldnt believe such a smell existed. I dont know where he'd been, but you can sort of see why he never did anything outside of good brother favours from his more famous sibling Tim Healy.

 

Oh Mick Foley stunk as well, but you know. Hardly news is it?

 

Spinning Disc by any chance? Sure Davel Mal had involvement with it in some way, the fella who used to run The New Monkey

 

I used to go there weekly back in the day to buy the latest rave tape

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