Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Who was the girl in Big Brother years ago where the housemates were all saying she hummed. I think it was the one with Nikki in it, because I have this memory of her in agony sitting next to her. I think she ended up leaving when someone suggested Lynx may be the way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) Who was the girl in Big Brother years ago where the housemates were all saying she hummed. I think it was the one with Nikki in it, because I have this memory of her in agony sitting next to her. I think she ended up leaving when someone suggested Lynx may be the way forward. Â Dawn, I think. The one who left by repeating "oh, shut up" in the diary room about 500 times, then went on hunger strike when she came out to try and force BB to hand over all the tapes so she could prove it was just bad editing, and she didn't whiff. They didn't. Â Corbin smells damp, I reckon. Like condensation in an ill-kept bathroom. Edited March 2, 2017 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 Gladders referenced the "Shut up" bit when someone flounced off here once, I seem to recall for some Rainman type reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Gladders referenced the "Shut up" bit when someone flounced off here once, I seem to recall for some Rainman type reason. Â Was it thejeffjarrettone or someone like that? Â But yeah, it was Dawn in season 7:- Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 John Thompson always smells a bit pub tramp when I see him in Tescos in Didsbury. Miserable cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Ian Wright always seems underrated in these things, in that to me he always gives out a smelly vibe. It's probably the gold tooth and the poor outfit choices alongside his sweaty bald dome. Ian Wright, Wright, Wright, smells like shite, shite, shite. Â Staying in the football world, John Motson, Jonathan Pearce and Sam Allardyce are no brainers. They probably smell like a combination of cat shit, Brexit and cough sweets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I imagine Ian Wright smells of expensive aftershave. On the other hand I imagine Tony Pulis smells of deep heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2017 I imagine Ian Wright smells of expensive aftershave. On the other hand I imagine Tony Pulis smells of deep heat. Â I once followed some strongmen into the toilets* at a strongman contest, and the stink of deep heat coming off their sweaty backs was so intense, my face started melting like they'd just opened the Ark. Â Â *for a good old bog-ramming, of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 2, 2017 Author Share Posted March 2, 2017 I know that statistically you're more likely to pen and ink if you're Scottish, but I bet Jock Stein stank to high heaven. Just looking at him reminds your nostrils of Sunday evening farts. Big Jock Knew alright, knew he was smellier than the average porridge wog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamaras-Tash Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Did I ever tell the story about the time I was behind Norman Pace (I wish that was the end of the sentence!) in Greggs in Sunderland? He was doing Anne Get Your Gun at the Empire and was passing through. He bought a cheese and onion pasty and a belgium bun. He actually smelled really good. Which is amazing considering how he looked. He had on a waistcoat, brown suit and a beard. Scruffy looking get. I didnt even want anything at Greggs. Just wanted to stand in a line with Norm.  As far as a pong, I bet Brendan Healy (Tim Healy's brother) when in a music shop that sold rave tapes and comedy videos. And if you are thinking it, the answer is yes, that shop was a front for something else behind the counter. No way that shop made more than 40 pence a week with such specialist demographic as selling nothing but Lisa Lashes EPs and Blackadder on audio cassette. Anyway, old Brendan smelled like a burned carpet. I couldnt believe such a smell existed. I dont know where he'd been, but you can sort of see why he never did anything outside of good brother favours from his more famous sibling Tim Healy.  Oh Mick Foley stunk as well, but you know. Hardly news is it?  Spinning Disc by any chance? Sure Davel Mal had involvement with it in some way, the fella who used to run The New Monkey  I used to go there weekly back in the day to buy the latest rave tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Not really a celebrity in the real world, but I can confirm Iceman King Parsons absolutely reeked. To the point of standing out in the Sportatorium, which was impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Michael Moore has to smell shocking doesn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 2, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 2, 2017 He looks like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies these days, but with wobbly stink-lines above his trucker hat like in the Beano. General odour of stale piss, with breath that pongs of last week's belched-up Doritos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted March 2, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 2, 2017 Fucking hell, I haven't seen him in years and I just looked up what he looks like now. I bet he smells like the nappy bin at a mental home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Wright Mark Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I had an encounter with Leslie Grantham in 2006. He smelt like pasties. He was also wearing a jacket which made me imagine he found a stain on it and saying "What the fuck is this shit? Is that chocolate?" ala Jake Roberts on Beyond The Mat. Â Leslie was also a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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