Paid Members Weezenal Posted November 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2018 How would EastEnders do a brand split? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum1993 Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Phil Mitchell as number one draft pick obviously. Bring in Dirty Den as your undead character appearing only around Wrestlemania time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted November 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, Weezenal said: How would EastEnders do a brand split? A wall down the middle of the Square, like Berlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted November 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2018 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Callum1993 said: Phil Mitchell as number one draft pick obviously. Bring in Dirty Den as your undead character appearing only around Wrestlemania time. Ian Beale and Dot Cotton are your big draws, surely? Or an invasion angle. Jim and Steve McDonald sat in the Queen Vic for a couple of episodes, then David Platt turns up as well. "You want a war? We'll give you one, so we will." Edited November 28, 2018 by jazzygeofferz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 When I did my Eastenders Championship Wrestling, the long game was for Phil, Gwarnt and Peggy to come in and the mWo would take over. The Dingles would later join after jumping ship from the company up north as the mWo Woolpac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 28, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2018 March 26 "I'm pleased to announce the expansion of my pub empire. After years of war, I've taken over the Rovers Return and tonight, you'll see me on BBC and ITV." "''old on, mum. You're too late. I'm the new owner of the Rovers!" "Phil, how could you, my own flesh and blood."  Everything goes quiet for a few months.  June Dot: "I've been here on Albert Square my whole career, for decades of dotstruction. But my husband Jim is being stalked! I demand to know who's doing this!" The following week, the culprit unmasks, in the middle of the Square... "It's me, it's me, it's H-A-ley! This invasion begins now!"  July 9 "Right mum, I'm here with the best, most affordable midcarders my new street has to offer. Bring it on!" "Don't make me laugh Phil. We've got Stone Cold Pat Butcher, we'll destroy you like the jobbers you'll mostly turn out to be" But wait... who's this?! BAH GAWD! THE DINGLES ARE HERE! AND THEY'RE TEAMING UP WITH PHIL! WHAT AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE! "IT'S THE ITV ALLIANCE, MUM, AND WE'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER WALFORD. And that's not all. Allow me to present the NEW owner of The Woolpack..." BAH GAWD BAH GAWD! Peggy's other child! Her children have teamed up to end Peggy Mitchell and Eastenders once and for all! But as long as she gets the old Stone Cold Pat back, everything will be... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! STONE COLD PAT BUTCHER HAS DEFECTED TO THE ALLIANCE! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE QUEEN VIC, FOR PEGGY MITCHELL, FOR ALBERT SQUARE?!?!?!  November Everything's fine, turns out Eastenders was the number one the whole time. ITV lot, bunch of midcard nobodies. "Welcome back, lads. Now that's out of the way, time to bring in Curly Watts, Ken Barlow and Mike Baldwin." "Shouldn't we have used them during the Inva-" "No." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-d-d-dAz Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Spectacular bit of business, that. Good effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted November 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2018 @HarmonicGenerator đź‘Źđź‘Źđź‘Ź Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted November 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2018 Then Channel 4 implore Phil Redmond to try and recreate it using the casts of Brookside and Hollyoaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Fucking state of Nakamura’s blue jumpsuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 28, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said: Fucking state of Nakamura’s blue jumpsuit It could be worse, he could still be wearing a blue SmackDown t-shirt on top of it. A look so shit it genuinely prevented me enjoying the match with Rollins at Survivor Series. It looked like he'd been doing five-a-side training at the local leisure centre and had left his bib on. Edited November 28, 2018 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Butternut Squash Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Never! Nak looked lush in the blue jumpsuit with the U.S. belt on at starrcade. Looked like a star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted November 28, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 28, 2018 2 hours ago, HarmonicGenerator said: It could be worse, he could still be wearing a blue SmackDown t-shirt on top of it. A look so shit it genuinely prevented me enjoying the match with Rollins at Survivor Series. It looked like he'd been doing five-a-side training at the local leisure centre and had left his bib on. I hate it when they do the red and blue t-shirts bit anyway but Tamina was the one that got me this year. All the other ladies modified their t-shirts to look a bit interesting and work with their looks better but Tamina just wore a bright red full t-shirt over her gear, it looked so shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 15 hours ago, Bellenda Carlisle said:  I hate it when they do the red and blue t-shirts bit anyway but Tamina was the one that got me this year. All the other ladies modified their t-shirts to look a bit interesting and work with their looks better but Tamina just wore a bright red full t-shirt over her gear, it looked so shit. It was completely appropriate then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 29, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 29, 2018 Fucking hell @HarmonicGenerator That Brand Split post could only have been bettered if it was performed live, by a terrible and cringe worthy North East improv comedy troupe (that tends to sell out most weeks). Bravo sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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