Wideload90 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Pepperoni water is the EATCLEAN lubricant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 15, 2018 Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2018 The only bad toppings are fish. Anchovies, sardines, tuna.. All that shit can get out. Anything else is acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 15, 2018 Author Moderators Share Posted December 15, 2018 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Wideload90 said: Pepperoni water is the EATCLEAN lubricant. No it isn't. EATCLEAN is my ball, so I decide what's good and shit. Pepperoni is shit and so are the people who sing it's praises.  The lubricant is probably Break Time strawberry milkshake. Edited December 15, 2018 by PowerButchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Maestro Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Pepperoni is indeed shite. It's down there with chorizo, which is the hipster version of pepperoni. The best option for a pizza is ordering a vegetable one and adding a topping or two of meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 43 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: No it isn't. EATCLEAN is my ball, so I decide what's good and shit. Pepperoni is shit and so are the people who sing it's praises.  The lubricant is probably Break Time strawberry milkshake. You are absolutely right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 It's just shit loads of cheese isn't it. I'll often plump for something similar to what butch had but if I had to pick one for the rest of my life it'd just be loads of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Loads of cheese on a tomato base isn't a pizza, it's a pizza base. Toppings are needed to qualify for pizza status surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted December 15, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 15, 2018 My local pizza place does a spicy meatball pizza, so it's that all day and everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Anchovies are lovely on pizza you heathens - that, olives and capers should provide enough salt for even the most EATCLEAN dulled tastebuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Tuna has no place on a pizza... It's drys out and tastes shit..   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Wideload90 said: cheese on **Grabs imaginary bollocks** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Wideload90 said: Loads of cheese on a tomato base isn't a pizza, it's a pizza base. Toppings are needed to qualify for pizza status surely? All crisps are salted but not all crisps are ready salted. Fuck loads of cheese is the topping. Pizza base, tomato, cheese then more cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted December 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 31, 2018 My fantastic veggie breakfast from Beverley on Friday morning. The "Sausages" were vegetable too rather than meat substitute and were outstanding. Perfect eggs an' all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Flat leaf parsley and beans in a bowl? Don't think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewster McCloud Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 (edited) It's just sitting there on top of the mushrooms, like king shit of fuck mountain, like a wino passed out in the park with his cock hanging out his pissy breeks. What is one supposed to do with it? Eat it? Eat raw parsley? Bugger that for a game of soldiers. You have to pick it up an throw it away, which raises the question of what the bloody hell it's doing there in the first place? Got to put a green leaf on there! Must have a green leaf! It's not a breakfast without a green leaf! And a couple of turds next to a bowl of beans, wtf? Why put beans in bowl so you have to scoop them out? What did the humble baked bean do to deserve such treatment? Edited January 1, 2019 by Brewster McCloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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