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35 minutes ago, Wideload90 said:

Pepperoni water is the EATCLEAN lubricant. 

No it isn't. EATCLEAN is my ball, so I decide what's good and shit. Pepperoni is shit and so are the people who sing it's praises.

 

The lubricant is probably Break Time strawberry milkshake.

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Pepperoni is indeed shite. It's down there with chorizo, which is the hipster version of pepperoni. The best option for a pizza is ordering a vegetable one and adding a topping or two of meat.

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43 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

No it isn't. EATCLEAN is my ball, so I decide what's good and shit. Pepperoni is shit and so are the people who sing it's praises.

 

The lubricant is probably Break Time strawberry milkshake.

You are absolutely right. 

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It's just shit loads of cheese isn't it. I'll often plump for something similar to what butch had but if I had to pick one for the rest of my life it'd just be loads of cheese. 

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4 hours ago, Wideload90 said:

Loads of cheese on a tomato base isn't a pizza, it's a pizza base. Toppings are needed to qualify for pizza status surely?

All crisps are salted but not all crisps are ready salted. Fuck loads of cheese is the topping. Pizza base, tomato, cheese then more cheese.

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My fantastic veggie breakfast from Beverley on Friday morning. The "Sausages" were vegetable too rather than meat substitute and were outstanding. Perfect eggs an' all.

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It's just sitting there on top of the mushrooms, like king shit of fuck mountain, like a wino passed out in the park with his cock hanging out his pissy breeks. What is one supposed to do with it? Eat it? Eat raw parsley? Bugger that for a game of soldiers. You have to pick it up an throw it away, which raises the question of what the bloody hell it's doing there in the first place? Got to put a green leaf on there! Must have a green leaf! It's not a breakfast without a green leaf! And a couple of turds next to a bowl of beans, wtf? Why put beans in bowl so you have to scoop them out? What did the humble baked bean do to deserve such treatment?

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