#EATCLEAN

[Kaz Hayashi]

40 minutes ago, gmoney said:

Aldi are doing a foot-long pig in blanket this Christmas 

Take my...

Janet Street Porter did a sausage in blanket review on Loose Women last week. She voted this the worst of the bunch, while Coleen Nolan dressed up as a pig in a blanket. It was as good as it sounds. I’m sure you all saw it.

[HarmonicGenerator]

2 hours ago, gmoney said:

Aldi are doing a foot-long pig in blanket this Christmas 

Take my...

Wow. I’m in awe and I want it. 

[Dead Mike]

 

It was my birthday the other week & a mate got me a selection of pork scratchings. The ‘Spicy Madras’ ones are belting! Interestingly, on the side of the tub it claims they can be ‘enjoyed hot’ simply by popping them in the microwave?!? Anyone ever heated up a pork scratching before?

 

Edited December 12, 2018 by Dead Mike

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

5 hours ago, Dead Mike said:

Anyone ever heated up a pork scratching before?

That would be crackling, so I would imagine loads of people have. 

[PowerButchi]

While I wait for a Pizza I've just ordered from the local Kebabby, I was wondering what's the best and worst toppiongs? Worst is pepperoni for me Massively overrated.

[MungoChutney]

Worst - pineapple by a mile. No need for fruit on a pizza.

Best - nduja sausage. Much better than ground beef or similar. Pepperoni is also overrated.

[gmoney]

I'm not sure that there is a pizza topping I won't eat. I wouldn't choose pineapple, but I'll certainly eat it with gusto.  

[PowerButchi]

3 minutes ago, MungoChutney said:

nduja sausage

You spelled frozen wrong.

[MungoChutney]

Just because Nduja doesn't look like a word doesn't mean it isn't one. What's on your soon to be delivered pizza?

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

4 minutes ago, PowerButchi said:

You spelled frozen wrong

Let it go. 

[PowerButchi]

2 minutes ago, MungoChutney said:

Just because Nduja doesn't look like a word doesn't mean it isn't one. What's on your soon to be delivered pizza?

I perked for a 15" half and half. One half is just Cheese and Tomato with extra cheese, and the other is ham, bacon, smoky sausage and meatballs with extra cheese,

[MungoChutney]

Well, I think that establishes your pizza connoisseur credentials. Quality toppings and well thought out design. 

[Wideload90]

3 hours ago, MungoChutney said:

Well, I think that establishes your pizza connoisseur credentials. Quality toppings and well thought out design. 

But no pepperoni? Falls at the last hurdle. Has to be crispy pepperoni.

[PowerButchi]

I just proclaimed pepperoni to be total dogshit, why would I have it? Thye lack of pepperoni actually improves the pizza massively, meaning I don't have to pour off or dab with a kitchen towel shit pepperoni water off the top of the pizza.

[Brewster McCloud]

Pepperoni is indeed overrated -  usually greasy and chewy. Normal sausage is better. Just don't put any fucking mushrooms on the cunt and I'm a happy camper. 

Edited December 15, 2018 by Brewster McCloud