Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted October 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2018 Denver Colorado? Yeah, I think we'll be alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted October 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Denver Colorado? Yeah, I think we'll be alright. Never doubt a spider's initiative to make a bit of cash and catch a flight. How many of the fuckers can he cram in a suitcase? All his family, friends, cousins, his favourite mistress and one to drive the bus when they land? We're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 5, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2018 The size of some of them, you could actually deliver a chair shot to the head and they'd no sell it like Goldberg. They're getting massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted October 5, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted October 5, 2018 (edited) I don't know who it was, but someone in this thread a couple of years ago joked about a coach dropping loads of them off at this house like they're on a lads holiday. I loved it so much that I've used it when talking about my own place to other people. I'd go back and upvote that if I could be arsed to pour through all the pages. Edited October 5, 2018 by Accident Prone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted June 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2019 Fucking bugs are BACK baby, back with a vengeance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted June 21, 2019 Share Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) A little early to be spider season yet? I hope so anyway. I've seen a couple of smaller ones on the kitchen floor but I'm hoping we've still got a while til the end-of-summer invasions start. Edited June 21, 2019 by Undefeated Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted June 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: A little early to be spider season yet? I hope so anyway. I've seen a couple of smaller ones on the kitchen floor but I'm hoping we've still got a while til the end of summer invasions start. nope. My misses spotted one the other day. It scuttled into the draw where my summer shorts are kept. Needless to say, I am wearing jeans now until next summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted June 21, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted June 21, 2019 Massive cunt in the corner of my bedroom last night. I went to the pub and forgot all about it, so he's probably in my stomach now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 30, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) The tweet in reply to that with C̶̡̨̧̧̡̤̹̗͔̳̠̜̻̬͇̋̎͂̅͐̀h̴̹̮̬͔̯͖̩͎̙̫̜̊͜ŗ̶̲̪̗͕̲̊ͅī̷͍͖͕̪̜̩̤̳͙̭̖̺̌̃̚ş̴̢͕̘̭̼̙̦̳̯̼̘͈͐̓̀̕ ̶̛̜͎̺͎͉̫͎̪͈̩̰͚̻͔̓̇͊̾̊̓̀̀̋̂͝B̷̼̥͉͛é̴̫̎̅͒̇̈͐͘̚ͅn̷̢͍̟̻̙̣̱͙͇͔̟̳̠̮̏̈́͑͋̒̅͛̎͜͠ǒ̵̡̧̹̰̮̬̥̮̟͉̟̠̎̐͋̈́̑̾͗̏̚̕͠͝͝ì̷̧̯̩̦̞͉̤̘͕͆̒͑̃͐͛̎̔̈́̚͜͝t̴͓̼̆͘'s entrance is perfect. Edited March 30, 2020 by Undefeated Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted March 30, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2020 Go home UKFF, you’re drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: The tweet in reply to that with C̶̡̨̧̧̡̤̹̗͔̳̠̜̻̬͇̋̎͂̅͐̀h̴̹̮̬͔̯͖̩͎̙̫̜̊͜ŗ̶̲̪̗͕̲̊ͅī̷͍͖͕̪̜̩̤̳͙̭̖̺̌̃̚ş̴̢͕̘̭̼̙̦̳̯̼̘͈͐̓̀̕ ̶̛̜͎̺͎͉̫͎̪͈̩̰͚̻͔̓̇͊̾̊̓̀̀̋̂͝B̷̼̥͉͛é̴̫̎̅͒̇̈͐͘̚ͅn̷̢͍̟̻̙̣̱͙͇͔̟̳̠̮̏̈́͑͋̒̅͛̎͜͠ǒ̵̡̧̹̰̮̬̥̮̟͉̟̠̎̐͋̈́̑̾͗̏̚̕͠͝͝ì̷̧̯̩̦̞͉̤̘͕͆̒͑̃͐͛̎̔̈́̚͜͝t̴͓̼̆͘'s entrance is perfect. The Matrix has a bug "What good is a phone call Mr Anderson, if the dogs are in the pool area?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: The Matrix has a bug "What good is a phone call Mr Anderson, if the dogs are in the pool area?" If you want some real matrix shit, the song I'm listening to lyrics were "...in the matrix" the exact moment I liked your post. That was spooky as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted March 30, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 30, 2020 5 hours ago, SuperBacon said: The Matrix has a bug "What good is a phone call Mr Anderson, if the dogs are in the pool area?" Word's got around there are free pills being handed out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 Seen this on Instagram. UK account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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