The Ongoing Celebrity Spotting Thread

[Gus Mears]

46 minutes ago, Porkchopcash said:

Good gimmick you got with the celebs and eating shenanigans going on ?. Funny.

Two years of hard work down the drain Porkchop!

Edited May 27, 2018 by Gus Mears

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

The former Coronation Street stalwart Bruce Jones AKA Les Battersby (Like I needed to add that for you lot) in the Moon Under Water pub in Boston last night. Fortunately for him considering his previous form he didn't seem to have his car keys with him because he was pretty drunk. 

[BrodyGraham]

Sounds about right. He, along with Jon Thompson was always a good bet to be stumbling around Manchester in the early evenings around the early to mid 2000's. 

Thompson especially I used to clock staggering up Deansgate of a Sunday afternoon absolutely ratted.

[UK Kat Von D]

Told Sharon Needles she had a nice jacket the other week. Didn’t know who it was till I walked back over to my mates who were losing their shit. Either Sharon or one of her mates gave me a key, can’t remember who it was exactly but it was enjoyable 

[Chest Rockwell]

I had to look up who that was. Why were your mates losing their shit, are they super into drag or what? What's a key? I don't understand the nature of your encounter at all, on any level.

[AnotherCrapUsername]

I'm guessing he means a bump....when in Vegas

[Thunderplex]

If you get “a key” in the USA, it often means a kilo of cocaine, so I hope none of the authorities are reading this or young Maxwell may be doing some serious time.

It may also mean he got a cock up his arse.

Come to think of it, if he does get the former, he will probrably end up getting the latter, so he’s literally fucked either way.

[FLips]

A lad at work always goes on about having a key over the weekends, but aside from adults bragging about doing drugs being kind of pathetic, I have no idea what he means by it so whenever he brings it up, I always just picture him snorting powder off his house keys, which to me is a pretty sad way to spend a weekend.

[bigfoote]

Felatio, you're pretty much on the mark from my interpretation. Less than a line, but enough for a buzz. Dip the key in the baggie and scoop

[SpursRiot2012]

Oh I thought he meant someone gave him a key to her hotel room and he had sex with her.

[UK Kat Von D]

5 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said:

I had to look up who that was. Why were your mates losing their shit, are they super into drag or what? What's a key? I don't understand the nature of your encounter at all, on any level.

 

I’m not into drag at all but I was at a drag show with two mates who are super into it. They were in LA for a drag convention so we went to a show. For anyone who likes drag she is a pretty huge deal. I knew the name before hand but had no idea what she looked like

 

I forgot how bloody seriously everyone takes everything. Sharon is a notorious coke fiend, which is the relevance of mentioning the key. Being offered it by that one specific person is what makes the story.  

Kinda weird that I mention an interaction with a drag queen and people start making gay jokes. You are better than that guys 

 

[Your Fight Site]

@UK Kat Von D If you could let me know if you bump into Rachel Starr, that’d be grand.

[hallicks]

Bob Mortimer at Tunny Wells train station this morning, blending in nicely with the other commuters by looking tired and holding a coffee. 

[WyattSheepMask]

Mark Addy in TK Maxx Kingswood, Hull buying some spatulas

[Harry Wiseau]

Met Doug Stanhope smoking outside the Holiday Inn in Birmingham, taller than I always thought he was, not a giant of a man but taller than you'd think.