The Queen Is Dead, Long Live The King

[Glenryck Pilchards]

In true UKFF fashion I was mid-coil on the lav when the wife shouted up that Liz has met their maker.

[BomberPat]

5 minutes ago, Dead Mike said:

Saw this, so sad....she bloody loved Paddington 

Is Paddington dead? Must have missed that one.

[CleetusVanDamme]

Like Owen would have wanted the PPV to continue, The Queen would want football to play on, imho. We need distractions.

[The King Of Swing]

I blame Corbyn. 

[Devon Malcolm]

2 minutes ago, CleetusVanDamme said:

Like Owen would have wanted the PPV to continue, The Queen would want football to play on, imho. We need distractions.

Selfish old twat couldn't wait until the international break, could she.

[King Coconut]

54 minutes ago, Wideload90 said:

Nobody will forget where they were.

I will.

[The Gaffer]

7 minutes ago, CleetusVanDamme said:

Like Owen would have wanted the PPV to continue, The Queen would want football to play on, imho. We need distractions.

Yeah, can't wait for the soaps to put out creepy fourth wall breaking episodes too. 

[BrodyGraham]

I've just finished work and there were old people crying when I left the pub. I'm not even that good a barman.

[lars85]

They could at least stick Eastenders on iPlayer.

[BrodyGraham]

They better not have jibbed off the coverage of the Diamond League final! I'll be fucking livid.

[Butch2000]

I was having a pint in the Vaults in Ruabon

[DCW]

Giving that announcement must be a dream for news presenters, their Wrestlemania moment. You could tell the BBC lad was loving it.

Interesting seeing what's involved in the lead up to the funeral all the same as well as the batshit nationalism of course. 

[The King Of Swing]

I was watching YouTube while trying to decide if I should order something to eat. 

[DavidB6937]

I bet the newsreaders hate shit like this. Its the same as when they're waiting for a baby to be born or Boris to make some announcement. Here's a door. Here's the door still. This is a door. The door is here. What a nice door. Here's a speculative statement. Here's the same statement 100 times. By the time they get to actual news you can tell they just want to go home.

And yet they persist. She's dead. She died. She's still dead. Like do they really need to cancel shows? Here's the opinion of someone no one cares about. And another. Until they run out and start interviewing randoms outside Buckingham Palace who used a stamp once.

[Liam O'Rourke]

1 hour ago, neil said:

The one thing worse than all the faux mourning if she pops her clogs will be all the shite photoshops, tweets, and edgy takes posted on here.

 

48 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

She ain't going to heaven mate.