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5 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

Which reminds me that in the end I decided to order a doner meat and chips with BBQ sauce. 

It was alright.

Donner with bbq sauce is one of those that doesn’t sound right, then you eat it and it’s delicious.

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12 hours ago, d-d-d-dAz said:

No, as like I say the FA have tried to make a broader point - for whatever reason you may want to speculate on.

I don’t think I need to go into details, but I’m pretty solid on this stuff. I’m not outside the tent pissing in, as it were.

This gets half the way there: https://www.sportbible.com/football/fear-that-football-matches-could-be-postponed-next-weekend-as-well-20220909

 

Daz Meltz~!

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1 hour ago, WyattSheepMask said:

So there’s a chance the Funeral is to be held on the 19th, right at the time I’m meant to give a sample at the local Fertility Clinic.

To quote a great man, “that’s a challenging wank”

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Was watching the ceremony of proclamation and finally felt upset. I realised I’d watched and listened to Penny Mordaunt and thought unconventional hottie thread. I’m absolutely distraught and disgusted with myself. 

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55 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Was watching the ceremony of proclamation and finally felt upset. I realised I’d watched and listened to Penny Mordaunt and thought unconventional hottie thread. I’m absolutely distraught and disgusted with myself. 

I think someone put her in a few years ago, so it's not just you with the evil thoughts. 

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4 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

Was watching the ceremony of proclamation and finally felt upset. I realised I’d watched and listened to Penny Mordaunt and thought unconventional hottie thread. I’m absolutely distraught and disgusted with myself. 

Just for that, Exiled out of Bartertown

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My sister in law has started running a local music festival. Tonight they decided to honour the departed Queen.

I'm howling. My wife says it's on a trailer, and it's starting to lean like she's on the beer. 

 

 

 

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