What feels like a crime, but isn't a crime?

[stumobir]

Paying £1.80 for a litre of diesel. 

[bAzTNM#1]

Charging for plastic bags. Saves the environment and all that but come on now.

Edited May 17, 2022 by bAzTNM#1

[Devon Malcolm]

38 minutes ago, bAzTNM#1 said:

Charging for plastic bags. Saves the environment and all that but come on now.

I've heard this one before and I still don't understand it. A shop charges you for everything else, why not bags?

[FLips]

Changing the asking price of a book you're selling when someone goes to buy it.

[seph]

Disaster capitalism.

[SuperBacon]

Taking just a few too many sugar sachets when you get a takeaway coffee.

Fuck off Starbucks, you can afford it. 

[Hannibal Scorch]

Voting Tory. Or voting without any clue as to what you are voting for. Should need to do a test before being able to get your voting paper.

[PunkStep]

7 hours ago, air_raid said:

Putting something back on the shelf in the supermarket.... the shelf you're at NOW, not the shelf it lives on.

I always ALWAYS check my shoulder when I do this. Like when you want to look at Razzle in the newsagents when you're in your teens (or, even more embarrassing, a wrestling magazine). 

Edited May 17, 2022 by PunkStep

[DavidB6937]

Putting Mrs Brown's Boys on TV.

[air_raid]

8 hours ago, PunkStep said:

I always ALWAYS check my shoulder when I do this. Like when you want to look at Razzle in the newsagents when you're in your teens (or, even more embarrassing, a wrestling magazine). 

I had a couple of mates at uni who I’d go to their nearest newsagents and bring rhythm magazines back for them because they had a weird psychological block against letting a total stranger know they were going home for a tug whereas I didn’t give a shit.

I had to buy my own Power Slam though, bastards.

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

 Should need to do a test before being able to get your voting paper.

Everyone who suggests this would fail such a test.

[Bus Surfer]

Blowing off in a phone booth and running away. 

[Joe Blog]

Pressing the lights and then walking across the road as there is a gap in traffic. Always feel guilty when a car has to stop and I am already wandering along the path. 

[PunkStep]

31 minutes ago, RalphyV2 said:

Using Wetherspoons toilets and not actually buying anything

 

When in reality you should piss on the floor of that shitty establishment. 

[Jazzy G]

18 hours ago, air_raid said:

Putting something back on the shelf in the supermarket.... the shelf you're at NOW, not the shelf it lives on.

Don't even. I felt a pang of anxiety at your even mentioning that. Mrs Jazzy hates when I have to trek back through the whole store to put something right back where it came from.