Paid Members chokeout Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 No mater what the circumstances characters in TV or film never say 'I better have a wee before I go' even if its a big trip. Quote
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 (edited) Having sex first thing in the morning without brushing your teeth, having a swig of water and having a slash beforehand Edited February 25, 2022 by Accident Prone Quote
Paid Members JNLister Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 Nobody in Coronation Street ever finishes their drink in the pub when they leave. It's the type of casual waste you'd more realistically associate with those Walford types. Quote
Paid Members Chris B Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, JNLister said: Nobody in Coronation Street ever finishes their drink in the pub when they leave. It's the type of casual waste you'd more realistically associate with those Walford types. Not with the price of a pint in London. Christ, I can't even imagine. Finding a convenient parking space outside the building you're going into. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 Putting away the toaster. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 *Soaps* Everyone having a job within walking distance of where they live. Quote
simonworden Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Accident Prone said: Having sex first thing in the morning without brushing your teeth, having a swig of water and having a slash beforehand Lying in their own filth post shag rather than getting up for a rinse and to have a piss. Bedsheets must be a right state in the morning. Leaving their front door open even though they live in dangerous cities full of criminals and addicts. Star Trek specific but noone ever popping off for a quick pee, long dump or to grab some drinks during an hours long bridge session. I saw a video about the layout of the original enterprise a few days ago, apparently there was a toilet behind the viewscreen Edited February 25, 2022 by simonworden Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, simonworden said: Star Trek specific but noone ever popping off for a quick pee, long dump or to grab some drinks during an hours long bridge session. I saw a video about the layout of the original enterprise a few days ago, apparently there was a toilet behind the viewscreen They only ever mention "waste evacuation" in DS9 - I think the implication is there's some sort of machine that uses a transporter to beam the filth out of you. Quote
Paid Members chokeout Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 27 minutes ago, Carbomb said: They only ever mention "waste evacuation" in DS9 - I think the implication is there's some sort of machine that uses a transporter to beam the filth out of you. The moment they automate shitting is the day this forum dies. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, chokeout said: The moment they automate shitting is the day this forum dies. We'd probably be in the Mirror Universe Quote
Paid Members Jesse Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 48 minutes ago, chokeout said: The moment they automate shitting is the day this forum dies. Until someoen posts how they use the teleporter to beam the shit into themselves so they can feel nice and full after a replicator chippy tea Quote
King Coconut Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that those who sterilise everything before and after sex are the ones who are doing it wrong. Quote
Paid Members Lorne Malvo Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 Just now, scratchdj said: Nobody in soaps watches soaps. Almost true! When Coronation Street turned 50 Eastenders had Dot Cotton say it was her favourite show. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 25, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 25, 2022 Getting shot multiple times and walking it off. Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted February 25, 2022 Posted February 25, 2022 Nobody has to park in the multi-storey 15 minutes away from where they need to be. There always happens to a space directly outside where they need to be Quote
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