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Things in films or telly that never occur in day to day life..


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2 minutes ago, JNLister said:

Nobody in Coronation Street ever finishes their drink in the pub when they leave. It's the type of casual waste you'd more realistically associate with those Walford types.

Not with the price of a pint in London. Christ, I can't even imagine.

 

Finding a convenient parking space outside the building you're going into.

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1 hour ago, Accident Prone said:

Having sex first thing in the morning without brushing your teeth, having a swig of water and having a slash beforehand

Lying in their own filth post shag rather than getting up for a rinse and to have a piss. Bedsheets must be a right state in the morning.

Leaving their front door open even though they live in dangerous cities full of criminals and addicts. 

Star Trek specific but noone ever popping off for a quick pee, long dump or to grab some drinks during an hours long bridge session. I saw a video about the layout of the original enterprise a few days ago, apparently there was a toilet behind the viewscreen 

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3 minutes ago, simonworden said:

Star Trek specific but noone ever popping off for a quick pee, long dump or to grab some drinks during an hours long bridge session. I saw a video about the layout of the original enterprise a few days ago, apparently there was a toilet behind the viewscreen 

They only ever mention "waste evacuation" in DS9 - I think the implication is there's some sort of machine that uses a transporter to beam the filth out of you.

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27 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

They only ever mention "waste evacuation" in DS9 - I think the implication is there's some sort of machine that uses a transporter to beam the filth out of you.

The moment they automate shitting is the day this forum dies. 

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48 minutes ago, chokeout said:

The moment they automate shitting is the day this forum dies. 

Until someoen posts how they use the teleporter to beam the shit into themselves so they can feel nice and full after a replicator chippy tea

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