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She asked him what interested him about her and he replied "Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out." Havent been able to breath since.

Edited by IANdrewDiceClay
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For whatever reason, out of all that, this bit has tickled me the most:

"Suggested they meet up at the races"

 

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I think he’s gotten being “an angel” and “the most boring man on the planet” confused. You can hear his dull monotone voice in those texts as well. Still, keeping it on brand to have the most boring lurid revelations possible. 

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This would have never happened if he'd stayed at Liverpool, or Real Madrid, or Newcastle.

Well, maybe not Newcastle. 

Edited by jazzygeofferz

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