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50 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

This would have never happened if he'd stayed at Liverpool, or Real Madrid, or Newcastle.

Well, maybe not Newcastle. 

He had quite the reputation at Newcastle for indiscretion. 

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I was tempted to make a reference to Partridge's "Well, that was classic intercourse" line, but I'm not convinced Owen would ever feel such levels of enthusiasm. 

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Fuck me even that bird is as bland as you could get. Real touch of Partridge to his texts though "Lovely tits, 10 on 10".

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32 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said:

"Hmmm. Not bad. Great t**"

The “Hmmm” genuinely comes across as more legitimate judgment rather than appreciation, like he’s appraising rather than trying to entice her into the sack. Like Partridge inspecting an onion.

Just goes to show, all these instinctive number 10s are the same. You always expect them to score but given too much time to think, they invariably make a shambles of it.

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3 hours ago, Merzbow said:

He really is like a mixture of Partridge and the Peter Beardsley made up by Bob Mortimer, I'm surprised he hasn't referred to them as her "fronties".

I'm looking forward to his next statement, looking humble while wearing a polo-necked puffer puffer jacket with a concealed hood in the collar, which is accessed by zip.

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So, she's a professional honey trapper, and he's initiated contact with her to cheat on his wife? 

I suppose it saves a lot of time this way. Very efficient.

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12 minutes ago, Nostalgia Nonce said:

So, she's a professional honey trapper, and he's initiated contact with her to cheat on his wife? 

I suppose it saves a lot of time this way. Very efficient.

He was noted for his pace. Actually got in before she did. Beat the honey trap, like it was Lee Dixon with his hand up.

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On 6/19/2021 at 10:49 PM, IANdrewDiceClay said:
"Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out."

The spin on “Then, Now, Forever” we’ve all be waiting for.

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2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

I bet he calls them “Chesters” if they’re tremendous and “Wrexhams” if they’re saggy and smelly. 

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"Chesters..."

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