Michael Owen cunt.

[TheBurningRed]

His rating of Heat annoyed me more than it should’ve. 

[Chili]

Of course he calls it 'Rocky I', the weirdo.

[FLips]

Generous about Forest Gump though. Snorefest of a film.

[SuperBacon]

Sorry to link Twitter (I did search for it elsewhere) but Owen ranking his Christmas foods goes exactly how you'd expect it.

Boring cunt.

 

[Mr_Danger]

6 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Sorry to link Twitter (I did search for it elsewhere) but Owen ranking his Christmas foods goes exactly how you'd expect it.

Boring cunt.

 

This is exactly how he ranked them photos and the reason why he failed at cheating on his wife.

[Cousin Jim Bob]

He seemed to be suggesting that parsnips would be number 1 if they were there.

 

Parsnips would be the number 1 thing never getting on my plate.

 

If this was anyone else, I would think sprouts over anything, was just the person trolling too.

[TheBurningRed]

What he said about Yorkshire puddings both baffled me and annoyed me. 

[WyattSheepMask]

What an odd little man

[Scratch]

I now fully refuse to follow my wife into Peacocks for as long as the weird little helicopter man graces their window.

Whoever earns a living in their marketing department whilst also thinking Michael Owen will draw the punters in is clearly having a laugh.

Edited December 19, 2025 by Scratch

[hallicks]

10 hours ago, Scratch said:

Whoever earns a living in their marketing department whilst also thinking Michael Owen will draw the punters in is clearly having a laugh.

Maybe it’s because he’s “clean & fresh”? Not that I understand marketing but someone putting that in their brochure clearly has mass appeal. 

[SuperBacon]

That's so Partridge.

[deathrey]

Charismatic 🤣 Who put that together? He's about as charismatic as a grain of rice

[Scratch]

“Cool”

[SuperBacon]

Johnny Sharples (very funny man) made this on Twitter.

[Devon Malcolm]

"Devoted". Not to his wife, obviously, when he's asking glamour models if their breasts are "falsies".