SuperBacon Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 2 hours ago, PunkStep said: Well, we deserve to lose because of this: This is the worst thing Hoddle has done since absolutely murdering John Moncur in training at Swindon. "Don't mind that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 7, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said: until England get over their Victorian fear of masturbation That's a turn in the discussion I wasn't expecting. I think it's safe to say we've got over that fear, seeing as this country is full of wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 1 minute ago, PunkStep said: That's a turn in the discussion I wasn't expecting. I think it's safe to say we've got over that fear, seeing as this country is full of wankers. Football began in church schools and they had dorms because it would stop the pupils wanking. It’s the foundation of the group principal and the dismissal of the individual. It’s why flair players were always overlooked or not considered. It’s why England will produce Bobby Moore’s but will never produce a Maradona. It’s all explained in detail in the book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 In fairness, we've had a fair few wankers in our team over the years and still not won anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpiritOfTheForest Posted July 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: It's this sort of flatulent banter that almost makes me want England to win. Given that I have seen Scottish people being referred to as "porridge wogs" on here, I think crumpet eaters is pretty lenient by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 48 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: Football began in church schools and they had dorms because it would stop the pupils wanking. It’s the foundation of the group principal and the dismissal of the individual. It’s why flair players were always overlooked or not considered. It’s why England will produce Bobby Moore’s but will never produce a Maradona. It’s all explained in detail in the book. Are you on a commission from Winner or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Are you on a commission from Winner or something? He said my “Johan Cruyff Taught Me To Drive On The Motorway” was, and I quote, very good. Not my words, the words of Top Gear Magazine. Hello? hello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2021 21 minutes ago, SpiritOfTheForest said: Given that I have seen Scottish people being referred to as "porridge wogs" on here Not sorry about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Yeah, it’s shit patter, that’s the issue. Porridge wog and potato wog are good patter, crumpet eater isn’t. Flag nonce or roast beef wog would be acceptable substitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Plus crumpets are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 It's not good patter and it's really not a good look for anyone to be using that term. Crumpet eaters is naff but at least not offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 I’d like to put forward the term No Gravy Nonces for southerners as long as it can creep past the UKFF’s Woke Watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted July 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: I’d like to put forward the term No Gravy Nonces for southerners as long as it can creep past the UKFF’s Woke Watch. Who doesn't have gravy in the UK. Ok, down south you can't get a pint of it in the pub, but we have gravy here. Scraps, now there is something not common before the Watford Gap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members marc2j Posted July 7, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Who doesn't have gravy in the UK. Ok, down south you can't get a pint of it in the pub, but we have gravy here. Scraps, now there is something not common before the Watford Gap. I believe its more the use of the gravy - down south, its largely segregated to its correct use - smothering a roast dinner. Watford and above and they are drinking it, putting it on chips and washing with it probably.,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 (edited) And in the more rural areas we use it to darken our skin for fancy dress party’s.* *because people from rural areas are massive racists obviously. Not me though! Edited July 7, 2021 by Mr_Danger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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