Euro 2021 thread

[SuperBacon]

2 hours ago, PunkStep said:

Well, we deserve to lose because of this:

 

This is the worst thing Hoddle has done since absolutely murdering John Moncur in training at Swindon. "Don't mind that"

[PunkStep]

1 hour ago, Keith Houchen said:

until England get over their Victorian fear of masturbation

That's a turn in the discussion I wasn't expecting. I think it's safe to say we've got over that fear, seeing as this country is full of wankers.

[Keith Houchen]

1 minute ago, PunkStep said:

That's a turn in the discussion I wasn't expecting. I think it's safe to say we've got over that fear, seeing as this country is full of wankers.

Football began in church schools and they had dorms because it would stop the pupils wanking. It’s the foundation of the group principal and the dismissal of the individual. It’s why flair players were always overlooked or not considered. It’s why England will produce Bobby Moore’s but will never produce a Maradona. It’s all explained in detail in the book. 

[Sphinx]

In fairness, we've had a fair few wankers in our team over the years and still not won anything. 

[SpiritOfTheForest]

4 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said:

It's this sort of flatulent banter that almost makes me want England to win.

Given that I have seen Scottish people being referred to as "porridge wogs" on here, I think crumpet eaters is pretty lenient by comparison. 

[SuperBacon]

48 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said:

Football began in church schools and they had dorms because it would stop the pupils wanking. It’s the foundation of the group principal and the dismissal of the individual. It’s why flair players were always overlooked or not considered. It’s why England will produce Bobby Moore’s but will never produce a Maradona. It’s all explained in detail in the book. 

Are you on a commission from Winner or something?

[Keith Houchen]

5 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Are you on a commission from Winner or something?

He said my “Johan Cruyff Taught Me To Drive On The Motorway” was, and I quote, very good. 
Not my words, the words of Top Gear Magazine. Hello? hello?

[Devon Malcolm]

21 minutes ago, SpiritOfTheForest said:

Given that I have seen Scottish people being referred to as "porridge wogs" on here

Not sorry about that.

[Keith Houchen]

Yeah, it’s shit patter, that’s the issue. Porridge wog and potato wog are good patter, crumpet eater isn’t. Flag nonce or roast beef wog would be acceptable substitutes. 

[Steve Justice]

Plus crumpets are great. 

[Sphinx]

It's not good patter and it's really not a good look for anyone to be using that term.

Crumpet eaters is naff but at least not offensive.

[Mr_Danger]

I’d like to put forward the term No Gravy Nonces for southerners as long as it can creep past the UKFF’s Woke Watch.

[Hannibal Scorch]

3 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

I’d like to put forward the term No Gravy Nonces for southerners as long as it can creep past the UKFF’s Woke Watch.

Who doesn't have gravy in the UK. Ok, down south you can't get a pint of it in the pub, but we have gravy here. Scraps, now there is something not common before the Watford Gap.

[marc2j]

3 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

Who doesn't have gravy in the UK. Ok, down south you can't get a pint of it in the pub, but we have gravy here. Scraps, now there is something not common before the Watford Gap.

I believe its more the use of the gravy - down south, its largely segregated to its correct use - smothering a roast dinner.

Watford and above and they are drinking it, putting it on chips and washing with it probably.,.

[Mr_Danger]

And in the more rural areas we use it to darken our skin for fancy dress party’s.*
 

 

 

 

 

*because people from rural areas are massive racists obviously. Not me though!