Merzbow Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) Almost serious answer? Don Frye. Didn't we have a conversation on here recently about the mythology of the well 'ard pro wrestler? Put any of them against even an early original UFC heavyweight and they'll be sparked out. Edited September 3, 2020 by Merzbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted September 3, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Undertaker is the best pure striker in WWF history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 3, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2020 But are his feet as educated as Rob Van Dam's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted September 3, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2020 But is he as pure an athlete as Billy Gunn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 But is he pound for pound as strong as Farooq? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Back in the days of WCW when someone jumped the barrier and got in the ring, if the ref was Randy Anderson the jumpee stood a chance of being legit murdered. Randy took no prisoners, he’d kick them in the head, apply chokeholds, which was a real shock because he looked so unassuming.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 3 hours ago, Magnum Milano said: Lord Littlebrook Absolutely terrorized Jack Victory & Rip Morgan when he managed the New Zealand Militia and later the Royal Family.  Jacko and Ripper daren't cross his Lordship, even thoough they had the two on odd ones should they have wanted to.  Also was fearless standing up to King Kong Bundy at Wrestlemania III.  Folks knew not to try Lord Littlebrook! Anyone who "nailed Bundy right in the Boiler" is pretty damn hard in my book! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 13 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: But are his feet as educated as Rob Van Dam's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Batista's dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted September 3, 2020 Moderators Share Posted September 3, 2020 (edited) There's a story in Bret's book about the WWF staying in a hotel in Liverpool on one of the European tours, where Spurs were booked in too. Both crews were drinking in the bar together, and there was a lot of banter about wrestling not being a real sport. It ended up kicking off, with Sid and Ahmed Johnson going mental, tipping tables over and threatening to punch Gary Mabbutt's eye straight. "I'm on the insulin!" he begged, but they lifted him up on Man Mountain Rock's shoulders for a Doomsday Device. Suddenly Vinny Samways climbs up on the bar and undoes the top button of his jeans. The rest of the footballers immediately make a bolt for the exit, as they know what's coming. He doesn't even get the whole thing out, just the head. But it's enough. He peels back the foreskin, which makes this crinkling sound like ripping up old lino, and the fucking stink just floods the place. The WWF lads go down one after the other, and even the hard nuts like Haku and Paul Roma are left convulsing. Harvey Wippleman went blind for six months. I don't care how muscley you are, you're not fending off willy-stink with a takedown. Diesel was the last to drop, because he's the tallest, so the pong took a bit longer to reach him. Bret quotes him in the book as saying "in all my years, I have never smelled a dick that rotten. Pee-yew!" before he face-planted. Â Edited September 3, 2020 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronSheik Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 Dr Death Steve Williams was a tough mofo. The Bart Gunn knock out kinda tarnished his reputation but he had blown his quads prior to being sent to sleep to be fair to him. Scott Steiner is another fucking lunatic hard ass that no one would ever mess with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 Bart Gunn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danlewis Posted September 3, 2020 Share Posted September 3, 2020 I wonder if Peter Beardsley, Peter Beagrie and Peter Beadle ever met and one of the went “Weird how we are all footballers and our names are quite similar isn’t it?” Then they’d probably decide that it isn’t all that odd. Also Pete Beale (Who, of course, was played by a Buddhist who didn’t drink, which is why he always drunk out of a metal tankard in the Queen Vic; they used real beer in those days you see) might have theoretically got involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 3, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted September 3, 2020 Just now, danlewis said: I wonder if Peter Beardsley, Peter Beagrie and Peter Beadle ever met and one of the went “Weird how we are all footballers and our names are quite similar isn’t it?” Then they’d probably decide that it isn’t all that odd. Similar thing recently with the England cricket team having Foakes, Stokes and Woakes. Although I'd argue that was odder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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