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Devon Malcolm

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He's just worried about his four year old child's safety and wellbeing, and getting the child welfare cost to the treasury down.... 

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Has there ever been a wetter fart than Keir Starmer? His big policy idea to redistribute wealth and build a fairer society is that we should all buy bonds with the thousands we must have saved during lockdown and he promises to spend it on nice things. I’m sure voters in Redcar and Workington are rushing to the banks as we speak. He couldn’t even stomach standing in front a red backdrop to make his big “reset” speech, opting for purple to really hammer home that he’s only a little bit less of a gammon than the Tories. 
 

Matt Hancock has just been found guilty of his handling of contracts, which pretty much amounts to blatant corruption(fuck this word “cronyism”), but according to former Director of Public Prosecutions, calling for him to resign isn’t what people want to see. Maybe he’s also getting a brown envelope under the table from Hancock’s mate that got a £30m contract to make vials for the NHS on his father-in-law’s potato farm. 
 

People’s Vote advocate, and holder of Corbyn’s feet to the fire over Brexit, has also been instructing his MP’s not to mention Brexit in the Commons for fear of being labelled unpatriotic. The single biggest Government policy issue of the day and his tactics are radio silence, he has to be being advised by a double agent, surely? 
 

He is the most uninspiring leader of a UK political party that I can recall, and I’m including Tim Farron in there. 
 

 

 

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12 minutes ago, stumobir said:

 

Matt Hancock has just been found guilty of his handling of contracts, which pretty much amounts to blatant corruption(fuck this word “cronyism”), but according to former Director of Public Prosecutions, calling for him to resign isn’t what people want to see. Maybe he’s also getting a brown envelope under the table from Hancock’s mate that got a £30m contract to make vials for the NHS on his father-in-law’s potato farm. 

Starmer sacked a front bencher over a tweet. Imagine what he’d have done if they’d have broken the law. I am enjoying seeing blue tick Twitter start to realise they’ve been had, but calling for people to back the leader just like they didn’t do over the last few years. 

This doesn’t look good for Corbyn, any other leader would be 20 points ahead. 

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1 hour ago, Wideload90 said:

Former top Tory cunt and one of the weakest PMs in recent years Theresa May is currently pocketing 50k a pop for zoom speeches.

What a fucking cunt.

Zoom means zoom.

And I thought $999 for a Cameo of the Undertaker was steep.

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14 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

This bunch of cunts know that they can get away with anything (are people 

15 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

This bunch of cunts know that they can get away with anything (are people actually expecting opposition?) so it's no surprise that they are so publicly arrogant. 

 

They know that the public are behind them and they've an 80 seat majority. Nobody cares about thr corruption and Brits are blaming each other for the horrific death rates rather than provable Government incompetence.

They're untouchable for 9yrs and they're fully aware of this.

It's grim as fuck & thoroughly depressing.

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