All Tories Are Cunts thread

[JNLister]

Rishi Sunak's personal pollster has resigned. It doesn't appear he thinks things are going well.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I would say that's a case of rats leaving a sinking ship Mr J L but the spad who that quote comes from is called Will Dry so it doesn't sound like he'd be getting wet anyway. 

[Keith Houchen]

2 hours ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

I would say that's a case of rats leaving a sinking ship Mr J L but the spad who that quote comes from is called Will Dry so it doesn't sound like he'd be getting wet anyway. 

It sounds like he already is but won’t always be. 

[Loki]

2 hours ago, Keith Houchen said:

It sounds like he already is but won’t always be. 

I know you are but what am I?

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

Nice to hear what Nicola Sturgeon called the various Tory ministers

Boris Johnson - a fucking clown

Matt Hancock - as weak as nuns piss

Liz Truss - as useful as a marzipan dildo

Suella Braverman - shitler. 

Keep the motorhome Nicola. 

I'm now watching the Channel 4 programme about the Miners Strike to really make my blood boil. 

[deathrey]

Shitler ?

[Jesse]

56 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Nice to hear what Nicola Sturgeon called the various Tory ministers

Boris Johnson - a fucking clown

Matt Hancock - as weak as nuns piss

Liz Truss - as useful as a marzipan dildo

Suella Braverman - shitler. 

Keep the motorhome Nicola. 

I'm now watching the Channel 4 programme about the Miners Strike to really make my blood boil. 

The "fucking clown" comment looks legit, but I think the rest were from a parody news account that people have run wild with unfortunately.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

4 minutes ago, Jesse said:

The "fucking clown" comment looks legit, but I think the rest were from a parody news account that people have run wild with unfortunately.

She can still keep the motorhome. 

[Keith Houchen]

Christ on a fucking bike. Making a bet over some of the most desperate people on the planet. Fucking cunts. 

 

[wordsfromlee]

Felt genuinely disappointed when I found out Holly Valance is a massive Tory.

 

[SuperBacon]

Oh fuck off Flick.

Steph would never.

[Keith Houchen]

She is married to billionaire landlord property developer scum, so it’s no shocker. 

[Devon Malcolm]

Disappointed in my 2003 self for buying her calendar. Think I got it in the New Year Calendar Club sale though, so not too disappointed.

[LCJ]

Sadly, Nicola Charles is even worse.

[JNLister]

PMQs begins. Starmer welcomes the mother of Brianna Ghey, murdered for being trans, to the public gallery.

Sunak, either not listening or not caring, responds to a question just moments later with his old standby "[Starmer] can't even identify what a woman is." Then follows up a question about raising taxes with a non-sequiter response about Starmer defending terrorists.

What a cunt.