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Devon Malcolm

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Could’ve gone in the Kunt thread but can’t be arsed going through the rigmarole of searching for it, even though it would’ve probably been quicker than typing out this post. 

 

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There are things to enjoy during a Tory leadership contest. For example, Steve Baker releasing the below to launch his campaign, then withdrawing about 4 hours later, presumably because the reaction was so poor. Amazing that anyone would sign off on that. Weird squiggly line? Bar through the head? Fifteen word slogan that has to be parsed about six times and even then doesn't seem to make sense? It checks all the boxes. 

 

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Chairman, you say? Like Mao? He was a chairman. You probably hope people think Sinatra, Chairman Of The Board and all that. He's made that, then screen grabbed it. You can even see the little x to close the image on his website. 

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3 hours ago, gmoney said:

There are things to enjoy during a Tory leadership contest. For example, Steve Baker releasing the below to launch his campaign, then withdrawing about 4 hours later, presumably because the reaction was so poor. Amazing that anyone would sign off on that. Weird squiggly line? Bar through the head? Fifteen word slogan that has to be parsed about six times and even then doesn't seem to make sense? It checks all the boxes. 

 

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Full marks for absolutely doing a Dr. Strangelove with his slogan. 

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44 minutes ago, Vamp said:

I can't help but think "ready for Rishi" is something he says during foreplay. 

If he wins the leadership contest we'll all be getting fucked, so this is probably accurate. 

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Rishi is an anagram of Irish, which suggests potential links to the IRA.

And he's brown, so defo has sympathies for terrorists.

And he put taxes up.

And he's brown.

And it's his fault Boris got stabbed in the back, well him and that other brown one.

"Red wall" voters are not going there.

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I pine for the simpler times of my youth when Prime Ministers used to leave Number 10 because they lost an election. As opposed to being ousted for (a) gambling the country’s economic future out of arrogance/ignorance, (b) woeful failure to guide the nation through an unprecedented challenge in the most laughable manner, (c) both.

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It's certainly an ethnically diverse lineup for the leadership election. 

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