All Tories Are Cunts thread

[Keith Houchen]

In other Tory cunt criminal news, this ubercunt wrongun was found guilty. He obviously fled because he was high/pissed/both. Will he step down and trigger a by election? Either way, blokes a fucking danger. 

 

[Guest]

I knew what I'd be getting when I clicked on the thread and yet here I am.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, RalphyV2 said:

I will not pretend to be intelligent enough to get involved in political discussion 

I wouldn't worry about it Ralphy, that has literally never stopped anyone else.

Edited July 12, 2022 by Duke

[Hannibal Scorch]

A manifesto built on removing the biscuit tax is a positive move in my eyes

[Chest Rockwell]

@RalphyV2 no shit Twitter takes please. I'd much rather hear your uninformed political opinions that see shit memes from Twitter.

[WyattSheepMask]

Nice to see Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox still getting along. Dorres’ desperately throwing her support behind anybody to keep her job is hilarious. No-one before Johnson would’ve trusted her to carry a packet of mints

[PunkStep]

So I presume this means that Johnson is also unofficially supporting Truss' campaign, given the fact that his two favourite lapdogs are and also Truss didn't say Johnson should step down....well not until after he actually did, which was very brave of her. 

[Keith Houchen]

17 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Nice to see Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox still getting along. Dorres’ desperately throwing her support behind anybody to keep her job is hilarious. No-one before Johnson would’ve trusted her to carry a packet of mints

And Rees Mogg. Nobody before Johnson gave him a government or ministerial role.  

[David]

I'd forgotten all about Rees-Mogg. Shame he isn't running. It would be amazing seeing him as PM, having to appear at summits and so on with other world leaders all while looking like a stern father from Mary Poppins.

[69MeDon]

JRM as PM would be hilariously on-brand for 2022 Britain.

[GlennCullen]

2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said:

Nice to see Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox still getting along. Dorres’ desperately throwing her support behind anybody to keep her job is hilarious. No-one before Johnson would’ve trusted her to carry a packet of mints

Every candidate in the leadership contest have shown themselves to be completely reprehensible, so lets just go with whoever is most likely to fuck these two clown acts off to the very back of the benches, and focus on getting the oppositions shit together before the next general election.

[Keith Houchen]

18 minutes ago, KJHenley said:

Every candidate in the leadership contest have shown themselves to be completely reprehensible, so lets just go with whoever is most likely to fuck these two clown acts off to the very back of the benches, and focus on getting the oppositions shit together before the next general election.

Wouldn’t surprise me if they’re backing her bid in order to scupper it to be honest. She voted remain after all. 

[Chili]

Mogg reminds me of Mr. Slugworth from the Wilder Willy Wonka movie almost constantly. 

[Butch2000]

Who are the likes of JOB and Emma Kennedy backing seeing as Rory Stewart isn’t a thing anymore?

Edited July 12, 2022 by Butch2000

[neil]

JRM for Prime Minister - we need a return to the times when we had House of Cards and The Demon Headmaster on tele.