Paid Members waters44 Posted July 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted July 20, 2021 No idea where to put this to be honest, but fucking hell have you seen anything worse than this “report” from our local newspaper? It’s on Facebook https://fb.watch/6SP8bDwCcZ/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Statto Posted August 31, 2021 Share Posted August 31, 2021 This is maybe a little niche but I'm finding it hilarious... Every year the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, OH hosts some showcase games to mark the kick-off of the new high school season. These games are televised nationally by ESPN & feature the best of the best high school programmes in America. One of this weekend's games was between IMG Academy of Florida (which is basically a professional athletics prep school, pro prospects move from all over the world to be able to attend IMG before moving on to the elite college programmes) and local Ohio favourites Bishop Sycamore High School. IMG absolutely murdered their opponents, to the point the ESPN announcers were expressing concerns for the safety of the Bishop Sycamore players by the 2nd quarter. It's now transpired that: - there is in fact no Bishop Sycamore High School, the address given for the school is a residential address. - the players were a ragtag bunch of junior college drop outs, mostly over the age of 19 and some using fake names. - the coach has at least one active arrest warrant. - they are in fact based out of a Texas league. - they have been doing this for years, previously under the name "Christians of Faith Academy" (which also doesn't exist) and get the shit kicked out of them most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big'Olympic_Hero'Pete Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 Some of the other 'decisions' listed are hilarious.  Does make you wonder what the standard of employees are when writing stuff like this on official forms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 3, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 3, 2021 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRooster Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 9 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Â What is it with rectums making the news today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 19 hours ago, RedRooster said: What is it with rectums making the news today? I wonder if the book will include the year or so he was absent from the public eye and the Houses Of Parliament. Which coincided with an unnamed MP being investigated for rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 5, 2021 Moderators Share Posted December 5, 2021 It was clearly the time he needed to sequester himself away to pen this masterpiece; don't know what you're on about.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 (edited) One of my favourite Francois moments was when he unsurprisingly mentioned war during Brexit negotiations. He said how he knew what conflict was all about from his time in the army. When it was pointed out he was only in the territorial army and asked in which conflict he served, he said sheepishly how he meant the Cold War.  Will Self is a bollocks but I never tire of his destruction of the tiny fake soldier  Edited December 5, 2021 by Keith Houchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted December 6, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 6, 2021 https://eu.knoxnews.com/videos/news/local/2018/10/10/archive-students-news-conference-deny-butt-chugging-uts-pike-frat-house/1590958002/ The mother of all press conferences! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted December 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2021 Imagine deciding to reach out to the press about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted December 13, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 13, 2021 I used to work in a zoo, and the only injury the Bear keeper ever received in 20 years of working there was an otter bite that nearly went straight through his hand. The otters escaped one day while I was there, and it was explained that because Otters are considered a "Category A" animal escape, we had to follow the exact same protocol as if it were a tiger, lion or bear escaping, as the categories are based on if they pose a danger to humans or not. Does make you think that we could probably do with a few more categories in-between, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted December 13, 2021 Awards Moderator Share Posted December 13, 2021 (edited) Terry Nutkins lost fingers to an otter. Vicious little bastards. Edited December 13, 2021 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Yeah, fuck otters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmoney Posted December 26, 2021 Share Posted December 26, 2021 They're scared, they don't know why they're so big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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