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The press of the North Korean regime admits that Kim Jong-un cannot travel through space-time.


"Until now, Kim and his ancestors (his father and grandfather) were considered capable of what Korea is called chukjibeop , an alleged method of curving space time and traveling long distances. It is a kind of supernatural speed or teleportation."

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On 7/28/2020 at 5:27 PM, Keith Houchen said:

Roaring at this! The pettiness is other worldly. 

Hilarious but I always wonder why the woman hasn't changed her number, recorded a voice message telling people to piss off or puts her phone on silent. The final one I can understand as perhaps she has a sick relative or something but surely you would try to nip it in the bud fairly quickly rather than call a news station. 

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