Comedy News Stories

[Dead Mike]

*confused Jason Bateman gif*

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/coronation-st-actor-philip-middlemiss-wanted-over-sale-of-military-planes-to-ghana-p0bjntjnh

[WyattSheepMask]

If you’d have told me that was I bit from The Day Today I’d have believed you

[Mr_Danger]

Deffo a contender for the UK Expendables.

[Devon Malcolm]

[Dead Mike]

[Devon Malcolm]

[SuperBacon]

The press of the North Korean regime admits that Kim Jong-un cannot travel through space-time.

 

"Until now, Kim and his ancestors (his father and grandfather) were considered capable of what Korea is called chukjibeop , an alleged method of curving space time and traveling long distances. It is a kind of supernatural speed or teleportation."

[Keith Houchen]

Roaring at this! The pettiness is other worldly. 

[cobra_gordo]

It's the "I want my hundred bucks" ay the 34 second mark that creases me.

[wordsfromlee]

 

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I'm guessing that the police are not going to get a call saying "Can you put me through to lost and found please"

 

[simonworden]

On 7/28/2020 at 5:27 PM, Keith Houchen said:

Roaring at this! The pettiness is other worldly. 

Hilarious but I always wonder why the woman hasn't changed her number, recorded a voice message telling people to piss off or puts her phone on silent. The final one I can understand as perhaps she has a sick relative or something but surely you would try to nip it in the bud fairly quickly rather than call a news station. 

[wordsfromlee]

I don't think this is necessarily supposed to be comedy but still...

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/amir-khan-faryal-makhdoom-bolton-20267526

[Carbomb]

That octopus has a proper set of tentacles on him

[SuperBacon]