Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 14, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) Alternative K names that would have been equally or more entertaining. Karate Kross. This would require switching out Scarlett and bringing in Kung Fu Naki to mime his theme tune. Kangaroo Kross. Taking the gimmick of Outback Jack and the look (albeit not as good) of Nathan Jones. Murphy or Bronson Reed can dub his promos for the accent. Kaleido Kross. Psychedelic entrance, mesmeric mind games in the ring, pretty sparkly outfits.  I quite like Karrion, though I'm reading it as a 'Killer' like nickname and not that it's supposed to be the name his mum gave him when he was born. Don't actually mind 'Killer', either, it's a name with a wrestling tradition (Kowalski, Khan ... some others), but considering he's now in a company that's employed actual killers, makes absolute sense to change it. (Case in point, I googled 'wrestlers nicknamed Killer' to check I hadn't made up Killer Khan and Benoit was the third or fourth result even there.) Edited May 14, 2020 by HarmonicGenerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 I quite like Carry On Kross. Scarlett as the matron, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2020 Kriss Kross. Wears his ring gear backwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted May 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2020 Kriss cross. Sprules reading his match reviews online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Christian Kross -Â finally succeeding in getting a religious gimmick over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Klaxon Kross. Replace his music with one constant vuvuzela blare, like a new Right to Censor. Finishes opponents by setting off airhorns and DDTing them with their hands over their ears. There's something very 90s about any names with Ks, Zs, or Xs. Gnarly, dude. Karrion is dumb though. It means dead meat, which means they should have brought Stasiak back as a zombie gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Kinda Kross- he's not really angry or anything, just a bit inconvenienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, cobra_gordo said: Kinda Kross- he's not really angry or anything, just a bit inconvenienced. "Look, it's FINE ok!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheffbag Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Kriss Kross. Wears his ring gear backwards Only if he ends all his promos with "its wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2020 5 hours ago, Wrasslin said: Christian Kross -Â finally succeeding in getting a religious gimmick over. Or an evil, angry Spurs manager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pogue Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 The only obvious way to solve this huge dilemma which is going to affect the industry for the foreseeable is to change his name to something I personally like Kill two birds with one stone and have it revealed his real first name is Kennedy and eventually that he's Vince's son, redo that classic storyline but with an actual payoff this time, doubt anyone remembers Ken Kennedy anyway Downside is Vince would be dying for Scarlett to be revealed as his daughter / Kross' sister a couple of months later Fucking Karrion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted May 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2020 The only remarkable thing is that they changed Killer to Karrion and that they didn't add another name to it that started with a K. Killer Karl Kross for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Fatty Facesitter Posted May 14, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 14, 2020 It might be due to the same reason they scrubbed out Karl Anderson's 'Machine Gun' nickname. PC brigade etc. But Karrion. Wow. Should've gone with Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Go with K Kross and have him tag with Ron Killings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TildeGuy~! Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 They still used the Killer Kelly name on NXT UK didn’t they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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