Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 24, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Â What the fuck are cheese moments? Scampi fries are gorgeous. Perfect snack to have after 6 pints The shit cousin of Scampi Fries. Butch probably likes them. Â Â My most hated snack. "A CHEESE FLAVOURED CORN SNACK? FULL OF CHEESE? CHEESE ON!" Â Doesn't work that way though. Weakly cheese flavoured corn (less so than the Joost van der Westhuisen strong Chedder Cheese Walkers) filled with watery piss cheese analogue does a sick Handsome Butch make. Edited January 24, 2017 by PowerButchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 Well that's good to hear. At least it just appears to be Sergio who has absolutely no idea what he's doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 Cheese Moments dont get any love, of the 3 you get hanging on that piece of card though they rank second for me. Nothing tops the bacon fry. Â Oh, and best flavour Nik Nak is Rib n' Saucy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 This is where you are wrong. Bacon flavour crisps are worse than the actual taste of bacon. Meanwhile, Scampi Fries take fish and lemon to a whole new plateau of deliciousness. Â Bacon flavour crisps are second only to chicken in the potato based disappointment stakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 Needs to be more Nik Nak flavours if you ask me. Nice N Spicy are the ones though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted January 24, 2017 Share Posted January 24, 2017 This is where you are wrong. Bacon flavour crisps are worse than the actual taste of bacon. Meanwhile, Scampi Fries take fish and lemon to a whole new plateau of deliciousness. Bacon flavour crisps are second only to chicken in the potato based disappointment stakes. You never had Frazzles, Gus? I think where bacon flavoured crisps disappoint is that there's always a solid crisp hiding in each packet which is tantamount to eating a brick with some bacon flavoured dusting on it. Â Rib and Saucy is the best NikNak, the other flavours are solid but that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Yeah, never been a massive Frazzles man. Same problem as the Bacon Fry for me Clive. I'd rather just cook some bacon or buy a Pepperami or scratchings for on-the-go pig-based sustenance. Bacon crisps are sex without orgasm, they are going to the curry house and being given a korma. They are, in short, a massive disappointment. Edited January 24, 2017 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 24, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Ugh. Pork scratchings are hideous. Â Also if you want a crisp where you don't care how bad they make you stink, everyone should know that picked onion monster munch are the finest choice. (space raiders are an acceptable substitute if you're on a budget). Edited January 24, 2017 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 Pork scratters are tremendous. If you get one where you can clearly read the tattoo that was on the pig, that is like finding a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley  The problem with the bacon flavoured crisp of any sort is that when you burp for the rest of the day you get a call back to the earlier snack.  The king of the prawn flavoured crisp used to be the Prawn Cocktail Skips, the Prawn Cocktail Pom Bear is made by the same parent company, but is a pale imitation of Skips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 24, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 24, 2017 I remember a short run of other flavored skips when I was a kid that I really enjoyed. Can't remember what they were other than that one was spare rib flavoured, and those were great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 The stinkiest crisps of all time were KP cheese & onion. They had a half-life of about 7,000 years, they were terrific. The closest you get these days are Golden Wonder ones but Morrisons and Poundstretcher stopped stocking them near us so I don't even know if they're still making them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Dead Mike Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Walkers 'Bitza Pizza' had immense flavouring. Pizza flavour Pringles don't really come close - Â Â I remember my mum buying a multipack of 'Flavour & Shake' (like salt & shake but the blue sachet contained pure E numbers). Most of the Ketchup flavour stuck to one crisp, an intense experience for a young child. Edited January 24, 2017 by Dead Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Egg Shen Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 Â Â Bacon flavour crisps are second only to chicken in the potato based disappointment stakes. False. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 I remember a short run of other flavored skips when I was a kid that I really enjoyed. Can't remember what they were other than that one was spare rib flavoured, and those were great. I remember the rib and a curry one. Salt and Vinegar were top draw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted January 24, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 24, 2017 The stinkiest crisps of all time were KP cheese & onion. They had a half-life of about 7,000 years, they were terrific. The closest you get these days are Golden Wonder ones but Morrisons and Poundstretcher stopped stocking them near us so I don't even know if they're still making them. They do! A staple in my local Home Bargains at 19p a bag or a 6 pack for £1. Bacon I have seen recently, didnt look for others as the only two flavors to buy are those and the pickled onion ones which were amazing. flavour was like Monster Munch but on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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