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It's the most wonderful time of the year.

 

By that, I mean the time when I can pour frozen party food down my outstretched gullet in a manner reminiscent of a snake eating a particularly rotund boar.

 

Aldi prawn popper things. Wouldn't look out of place in Buckingham Palace, or possibly Bernard Manning's Embassy Club.

Edited by Gus Mears
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Love the little pulled pork rolls Tesco are selling. They have a bit of cheese on too.

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Goodfellas have come out with a Meatball Marinara frozen pizza the beautiful bastards. I'll report back with results.

 

A bite of it really does taste like a Meatball sub, they're a bit tight on the cheese but the sauce is right and the meatballs, despite being small, are meaty and reconsituted enough to taste good. 7/10 would purchase again.

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IT'S DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!

 

Two Christmas meals. One man. WHAT'S GOING TO GIVE????

 

I have my work, three course, Christmas lunch today. But it's a double header, because I have the work Christmas party, which also hs a three course dinner in the evening.

 

Needless to say, I ordered the cheese board at both because I'm a real man.

Edited by Gus Mears
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Double cheeseboard? You will have an impacted stool the size of a small child.

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We can all chip in and pay Loki to teach him the Loki-Pokey-Bum-Wank method of stool extraction.

Edited by Tommy!
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Needless to say, I ordered the cheese board at both because I'm a real man.

Real men have the cheese as a pudding chaser, or fourth course if you will.

Sweet food is for ponces. I have my coffee black, my beer bitter and my pudding cheese-based.

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