Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted December 9, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 9, 2016 If each of your courses doesn't contain something that is deep fried, covered in sugar, or covered in gravy, or preferably all three then you are posting in the wrong thread. You are also a Ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 9, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 9, 2016 Sugar is sweet. What is covered in 'sugar and spice' according to the nursery rhyme? That's right, benders like you lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 9, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 9, 2016 Someone needs to give you a good sherbet dipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted December 9, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 9, 2016 We can all chip in and pay Loki to teach him the Loki-Pokey-Bum-Wank method of stool extraction. Â I know everyone preferred to concentrate on his ephebophilia, but for me this was always the most disturbing side to Loki. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 9, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 9, 2016 Had the Greggs Christmas sandwich cheese toasty today. Just what this thread was invented for. Sorry Gus, has a little sweet in it due to the cranberry sauce, but the addition of bacon and a greasy chunk of cheese on toast as a lid will counterbalance this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MungoChutney Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Saw a video on Facebook today for an inside out bacon and cheese toastie. Basically you make a cheese sandwich then wrap it in bacon before frying. Such a simple, yet undoubtedly excellent, creation. Might give it a go over the Christmas period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted December 10, 2016 Author Moderators Share Posted December 10, 2016 Sweet food is shit. That's fact, is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted December 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 10, 2016 Feasters' Double Stack Cheeseburgers are mega. I've got into the habit of always picking a few of these bad boys up when doing the Asda big shop recently. Four for a fiver. Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted December 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 10, 2016 I would always choose savoury over sweet, but I will eat sweet food if it is the only option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I'm addicted to the frozen Pizza Express pizzas right now. Iceland are doing them half price at a quid fifty. The ham and pineapple ones are phenomenal. The pineapple is so juicy! I've also ate a packet of Terry's Chocolate Orange Toffee Crunch every day for the past two weeks. The key is to swirl them around your mouth until they melt. Delicious. I'm a skinny fat ass, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 10, 2016 Pizza Express? Well la de bloody da. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 I know. A bit artisan for this thread, but it was bought from Iceland so it should still qualify for this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted December 10, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted December 10, 2016 I've also ate a packet of Terry's Chocolate Orange Toffee Crunch every day for the past two weeks. The key is to swirl them around your mouth until they melt. Delicious. I'm a skinny fat ass, obviously.  I've got one of those that I brought home from England — waiting till closer to Christmas to open it. Put away a load of those Jacobs cheese footballs, but I'd give one of my legs for a bag of proper pork scratchings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted December 11, 2016 Moderators Share Posted December 11, 2016 (edited) The food warehouse type place near me started selling these on post-Christmas discount around Feb/March.  Please admire the marvellous Christmas pun. Fucking delicious, they are. Cheesy and salty, and they probably have heroin in them. They were going for 2 for £1 (half the best normal, Christmas RRP you'll find). As the year went on, the price dropped, down to 3 for £1, and by the time the summer came, 5 for £1. Being smart, I realised this meant they were trying to get rid and were probably running out, so I decided to stock up. At this point, it's clear that I had an addiction, and in my panic, I had about 30 tubs piled up in the kitchen. I did this once when there was a new hair wax I really liked, and I was paranoid they'd stop it, so I bought 20.  Sadly, they did stop selling the Treeslets, and there's been one last tub sat out there since about September. I can't bear to perferate the foil seal, because I know it will last about 2 seconds before being tipped straight down my throat like a goose. Out of principle, I refuse to pay full price, as it's rolled back around to Christmas again, but come March, I'll be filling every room with them, floor to ceiling. You can get all your vitamins and 5 a day out of these, believe me*.   *although I did randomly contract rickets and scurvy?  Also, they had some 'reindeer balls' type things, which were basically just made of salt, but I genuinely did eat so many that I got well-bad diarrhea, so I'd only get one or two of those a week. Edited December 11, 2016 by Astro Hollywood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted December 11, 2016 Share Posted December 11, 2016 Cheese footballs and twiglets are my savoury snacks of choice around this time of the year. The big problem with twiglets is after binging on them is the horrid brown fingers that make it look like you have been fingering your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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