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4 hours ago, Otto Dem Wanz said:

I love how "Superbacon likes this"

I’ve been called Baconator on more than one occasion. I don’t even think those people know what one is though.

Tis a surname ripe for piss taking.

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If you're going to Lidl, standard etiquette is to just fill a (big) trolley with these. 

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Then pack them all AT the till. 

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35 minutes ago, Onyx2 said:

Wtf is that black thing behind the potatoes? 

Fuck knows, I still can't figure out what meat that is supposed to be. I would guess at chicken or Turkey, but it looks pinkish so maybe gammon?

Also a post I nicked off Facebook and I got to imgur.com's front page and got a ton of comments.

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Had one of those local pizza restaurant flyers through today. I always enjoy these, appalling English, horrific font choices, the very essence of "more is more". 

Check out this piscean abuse:

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Definitely a solo meal that one. Fish and garlic! 

Mafia boss controls the meat:

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And these are the most confusing T&Cs. This is the only mention of chapatti on the entire menu (believe me, I read the whole thing). And Salted Edge? :

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And this deal is too good to be true:

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While driving to Newmarket from Devon I stopped at a service Station. I ordered the zinger stacker box meal with 2 hot wings. The Stacker is a normal zinger burger except with 2 fried chicken breasts with cheese between the two. It was great apart from too much sauce on it. So when I picked it up the breasts nearly squeezed out of the buns.

Also there was the fact I very nearly choked on a bit of it. I could see the headlines that would be if I did die. "Man dies choking on cock in Service Station car park." I normally wouldn't mind going out with juicy breast in my gob, but not like that.

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Can't abide those Halo Tops which is a shame for my waistline, although not my wallet.

The big daddy of ice creams can be found at the cinema Ben & Jerry's - one scoop of One Love and one scoop of either Cherry Garcia or Birthday Cake.

 

 

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