zep81 Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 Homer gets a phonecall from a newspaper office: Â "A tabloid, what's that a strong mint?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted December 27, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted December 27, 2013 Homer has moved into an underwater house and fish steal his lawn chairs "Hey!! Come back with my garden furniture!! Stupid Flounders!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members chokeout Posted December 27, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted December 27, 2013 Homer has moved into an underwater house and fish steal his lawn chairs "Hey!! Come back with my garden furniture!! Stupid Flounders!" Â That episode also contains the classic 'nobody is gay for Moleman' line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted December 28, 2013 Paid Members Share Posted December 28, 2013 Rewatched the episode today where Sideshow Bob does the whole face off thing to steal someones identity and move next door to the Simpsons  Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers. Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser. Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted January 1, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted January 1, 2014 "What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinc Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 "Local villain Montgomery Burns, seen here terrorizing children in a 19th century woodcut." Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) Lisa: So, what prize did you end up getting? Bart: Moustache comb. What'd you get? Lisa: Fake Moustache. Wanna comb it? Edited January 3, 2014 by KingOfMetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted February 2, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2014 (edited) After a news report on people filling their tax returns on tax day  Homer: Look at those morons! I paid my taxes over a year ago! Edited February 2, 2014 by gmoney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Â "OH NO! There goes the glue afterall!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 4, 2014 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) I love this exchange, one of my favourite moments from the post-Simpsons Movie years. After the family arrive at the Sundance Film Festival. Â Â Homer: I'm gonna find Jim Jarmusch, and ask him who he is. (spotting Jarmusch) Hey! There he is! Â (Homer goes over to Jim Jarmusch) Â Homer: Who are you? Â Jarmusch: I try to answer that question in my films. Â Homer: What else? Â Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying. Â Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood! Â (Jarmusch starts eating an onion and is soon crying) Â Homer: Hey, you're crying! Â Jarmusch: Yeah, but this is about something else. Â Â Homer (suddenly concerned): What? Â Jarmusch: This is the last time we'll ever be together. Â (They tearfully embrace) Â Â It's the changes in tone in Homer's voice that makes it so funny for me. The sincerity in 'what else', and the worry in 'what?' just make it hilarious on a level beyond just the situation. Edited March 4, 2014 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted March 4, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 4, 2014 "Jeremy Irons" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) "I'd like to solve it....Three Loins In The Fountain!" Â Marge: "I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house" Edited March 5, 2014 by KingOfMetal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted March 5, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted March 5, 2014 On this day... March 5, 1995 man was first hit by football. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOfMetal Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Licking an electrical outlet will not make you a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger  One of Rock Bottom's 'corrections' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 "Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? Hey, where is Maggie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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