zep81 Posted December 26, 2013 Posted December 26, 2013 Homer gets a phonecall from a newspaper office: "A tabloid, what's that a strong mint?"
Paid Members Gordon_The_Gopher Posted December 27, 2013 Paid Members Posted December 27, 2013 Homer has moved into an underwater house and fish steal his lawn chairs "Hey!! Come back with my garden furniture!! Stupid Flounders!"
Paid Members chokeout Posted December 27, 2013 Paid Members Posted December 27, 2013 Homer has moved into an underwater house and fish steal his lawn chairs "Hey!! Come back with my garden furniture!! Stupid Flounders!" That episode also contains the classic 'nobody is gay for Moleman' line.
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted December 28, 2013 Paid Members Posted December 28, 2013 Rewatched the episode today where Sideshow Bob does the whole face off thing to steal someones identity and move next door to the Simpsons Marge: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob. Like Frasier on Cheers. Homer: Or Frasier on Fraiser. Marge: Or Lt. Cmdr. Tom Dodge in Down Periscope.
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted January 1, 2014 Paid Members Posted January 1, 2014 "What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Pinc Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 "Local villain Montgomery Burns, seen here terrorizing children in a 19th century woodcut."
KingOfMetal Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Lisa: So, what prize did you end up getting? Bart: Moustache comb. What'd you get? Lisa: Fake Moustache. Wanna comb it?
Paid Members gmoney Posted February 2, 2014 Paid Members Posted February 2, 2014 After a news report on people filling their tax returns on tax day Homer: Look at those morons! I paid my taxes over a year ago!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 4, 2014 Awards Moderator Posted March 4, 2014 I love this exchange, one of my favourite moments from the post-Simpsons Movie years. After the family arrive at the Sundance Film Festival. Homer: I'm gonna find Jim Jarmusch, and ask him who he is. (spotting Jarmusch) Hey! There he is! (Homer goes over to Jim Jarmusch) Homer: Who are you? Jarmusch: I try to answer that question in my films. Homer: What else? Jarmusch: I can eat a raw onion without crying. Homer: Oh yeah? Prove it, Hollywood! (Jarmusch starts eating an onion and is soon crying) Homer: Hey, you're crying! Jarmusch: Yeah, but this is about something else. Homer (suddenly concerned): What? Jarmusch: This is the last time we'll ever be together. (They tearfully embrace) It's the changes in tone in Homer's voice that makes it so funny for me. The sincerity in 'what else', and the worry in 'what?' just make it hilarious on a level beyond just the situation.
KingOfMetal Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 "I'd like to solve it....Three Loins In The Fountain!" Marge: "I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house"
Paid Members Wretch Posted March 5, 2014 Paid Members Posted March 5, 2014 On this day... March 5, 1995 man was first hit by football.
KingOfMetal Posted March 5, 2014 Posted March 5, 2014 Licking an electrical outlet will not make you a Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger One of Rock Bottom's 'corrections'
Max Power Posted March 7, 2014 Posted March 7, 2014 "Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? Hey, where is Maggie?"
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