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Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

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I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

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"Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices."

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A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation.

 

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From the same episode (and I know the first line is from Caddyshack...)

 

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'Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!'

 

("Any Way You Want It" starts playing)

 

Lisa: Where's that music coming from?

 

Marge: And all the liquor?

 

Homer: It's a party, Marge. It doesn't have to make sense.

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"My marketing plan attracted a record amount of police and fire officials but few stayed to bowl."

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The 'Party Posse' episode was on Channel 4 tonight, and I was going to post in here to say

 

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But then Skinner came out with the following

 

"Are you adequately prepared to rock?"

 

and I think that probably topped it. It's probably one of my favourite post-2000s episodes, this one.

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