spotlightmagnet1 Posted November 3, 2011 Posted November 3, 2011 'There was something in the way he walk, much more vertical than usual' 'You've gotta help me, I've been here for four days and a turtle has a hold of my teeth'
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 3, 2011 "I am not an easy director to work for. While directing 'Hats Off to Hanukkah,' I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders?"
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 4, 2011 Three-liner upcoming... (Homer and Marge researching the JFK assassination) Homer: Marge, I figured it out! Lee Harvey Oswald wanted to steal the Jack Ruby! Marge: Jack Ruby was a man, not a jewel. Homer: Oh, I was so close...
Max Power Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 Lenny = White Carl = Black "Isn't it funny how white people are called Lenny and black people are called Carl........WHHOOOOOOSSSH"
Forrest Posted November 4, 2011 Posted November 4, 2011 TAXES? I thought this was the line for Metallica!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 5, 2011 My favourite (and most unexpected) thing Otto has said: "I didn't know British coal miners had it so bad. There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!"
FARTS LOL Posted November 9, 2011 Posted November 9, 2011 You know what i love about you English, Octopussy. Man I must have seen the movie twice
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 9, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 9, 2011 I loved this exchange between Bart and Milhouse on the C4 episode last night (technically three lines, with the last line as the funny bit, but it needs the set-up to work): "We can say these swears any time, because they're in the Bible" "I don't think 'Leviticus' is a swear" "Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore"
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 10, 2011 Moderators Posted November 10, 2011 Come back Zinc!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 11, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 11, 2011 ".... But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings." "You idiot! He was the most talented one!"
Max Power Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 "Hello Town Jubilation Committee? I got a little something that'll make you lot less jubilant"
Sergio Bellend Posted November 11, 2011 Posted November 11, 2011 The commentators on that episode where Bart and Homer go on Robot Wars... 1: "He's killing him softly, with his saw" 2: "Killing him softly?" 1: "With his saw"
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted November 11, 2011 Paid Members Posted November 11, 2011 It's okay! Don't panic. First I'll just lift my legs out with my hands, and now I'll lift my hands out with my face.
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 17, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted November 17, 2011 Just re-found this thread, and some wonderful bastard's changed the name. No more dialogue-guilt! "This enormous woman will devour us all!"
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