spotlightmagnet1 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 'There was something in the way he walk, much more vertical than usual' Â 'You've gotta help me, I've been here for four days and a turtle has a hold of my teeth' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 3, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 3, 2011 "I am not an easy director to work for. While directing 'Hats Off to Hanukkah,' I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrasslin Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Lenny = White  Carl = Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 4, 2011 Three-liner upcoming... Â Â Â (Homer and Marge researching the JFK assassination) Â Homer: Marge, I figured it out! Lee Harvey Oswald wanted to steal the Jack Ruby! Â Marge: Jack Ruby was a man, not a jewel. Â Homer: Oh, I was so close... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Lenny = White Carl = Black  "Isn't it funny how white people are called Lenny and black people are called Carl........WHHOOOOOOSSSH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Â TAXES? I thought this was the line for Metallica! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 5, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 5, 2011 My favourite (and most unexpected) thing Otto has said: Â Â "I didn't know British coal miners had it so bad. There's blood on your hands, Mrs. Thatcher!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FARTS LOL Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 You know what i love about you English, Octopussy. Man I must have seen the movie twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 9, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 9, 2011 I loved this exchange between Bart and Milhouse on the C4 episode last night (technically three lines, with the last line as the funny bit, but it needs the set-up to work): Â Â "We can say these swears any time, because they're in the Bible" "I don't think 'Leviticus' is a swear" "Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 10, 2011 Moderators Share Posted November 10, 2011 Come back Zinc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 11, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 11, 2011 ".... But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings." Â "You idiot! He was the most talented one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 "Hello Town Jubilation Committee? I got a little something that'll make you lot less jubilant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergio Bellend Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 (edited) The commentators on that episode where Bart and Homer go on Robot Wars... Â 1: "He's killing him softly, with his saw" Â 2: "Killing him softly?" Â 1: "With his saw" Edited November 11, 2011 by Sergio Bellend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chilly McFreeze Posted November 11, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted November 11, 2011 Â It's okay! Don't panic. First I'll just lift my legs out with my hands, and now I'll lift my hands out with my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted November 17, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted November 17, 2011 Just re-found this thread, and some wonderful bastard's changed the name. No more dialogue-guilt! Â Â Â "This enormous woman will devour us all!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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