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"Its about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason"

Did i mention his best friend is a talking pie?

 

 

 

 

Apu wins for me, i think its from the "Sharry Bobbins" episode:

 

Homer: All right, Marge. We'll get your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War Recreation Society I love so much.

[cut to Moe's]

Moe: All right, Homer's out. We'll need a new General Ambrose Burnside.

Barney: I'm not too fond of our Stonewall Jackson, either.

Apu: The South shall COME AGAIN.

 

Also from the same episode:

 

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Rainer Wolfcastle: [singing] Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z / Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

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Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer?

Shary: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.

Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?

Marge: No.

Homer: Come on! Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy.

Marge: That's Carl.

Homer: Oh yeah! [back to Shary] So! You worked for Carl, eh?

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Ah yes, that silly championship. The only ship worth a damn is friendship... Look, here comes the friend ship, sailing your way! Oh, here, let me get that, friend... Whoops. Lost a nail. Well, that's leprosy for you.

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'Good lord the 89th street bridge'

'Maybe it just collapsed on its own?'

'We can't take that chance'

'You always say that. I wanna take a chance'

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If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?..........Yah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me!!

 

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"After speaking with the Prime Minister, we've negotiated it down to...A beating"

 

That would be 'booting', I think.

 

 

 

Anyway,

 

"HE'S NAMED LIKE MY NAME!"

 

and it's not really a one-liner, more a subtitle, but

 

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"HE'S NAMED LIKE MY NAME!"

 

Haha that reminded me of that great episode.

 

"and thats the end of that chapter"

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Bruno: Ooh! Ah, that's it. I'm going to report this to me member of parliament.

[yells out window]

Hey, Gus! I got something to report to you.

[Gus tends his swine]

Gus: That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister.

[they go down to a lake]

Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

Andy: [floating naked on an inner tube with a beer] Eh, mates! What's the good word?

 

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"After speaking with the Prime Minister, we've negotiated it down to...A beating"

 

That would be 'booting', I think.

 

I can't believe I got that wrong.

 

"Your fingers are too fat to dial"

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