Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted October 12, 2011 Moderators Posted October 12, 2011 Homer as Burns' Golf caddy... Mr Burns: Simpson, pass me the Sand-Wedge Homer: Mmmmm... sandwich Mr Burns: No, the five iron you fool, it's an open faced club. Homer: Mmmmmmm... open-faced club-sandwich. Which in turn has reminded me of... Tenille: Tell me, young man, what do you want out of life? Homer: I want peas! Tenille: We all want peace! But it's always just out of reach. Homer:Uh huh? Tenille: So, what's the best way to get peace? Homer: With the knife! Tenille: Exactly! Not with the olive branch, but the bayonet! Ha, ha, Simpson, you're like the son I never had. Homer: And you're like the father I never visit.
Retro Red Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Homer as Burns' Golf caddy... Mr Burns: Simpson, pass me the Sand-Wedge Homer: Mmmmm... sandwich Mr Burns: No, the five iron you fool, it's an open faced club. Homer: Mmmmmmm... open-faced club-sandwich. This thread is full of greatness, but there's so many misquotes it makes me want to say this. And to make sure I'm contributing as well as snarking, "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history; From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAAARGH!!" *smash!*
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 13, 2011 This thread is full of greatness, but there's so many misquotes it makes me want to say this. And to make sure I'm contributing as well as snarking, "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history; From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAAARGH!!" *smash!* Haven't you now got that quote wrong?
Barrington Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Plus look back to page 5 (if that wasn't misquoted)
Retro Red Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 This thread is full of greatness, but there's so many misquotes it makes me want to say this. And to make sure I'm contributing as well as snarking, "Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history; From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree AAAAAARGH!!" *smash!* Haven't you now got that quote wrong? No, you must have me confused with someone else. *checks* son of a...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 13, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 13, 2011 Someone else! Someone else!
Paid Members Foale Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 13, 2011 Frank Grimes: God, look at him. He eats like a pig! Lenny: Meh, pigs tend to chew their food. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 13, 2011 Probaby the best episode ever, the one wit hthe Springfield Cat Burglar:- Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what would you say to those who say your vigilante group are actually commiting more crimes than you are preventing? Homer: Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my group didn't commit crimes. Kent Brockman: ....touche. Homer: I wasn't asleep...I was drunk! Jimbo: You lied to me, man. Now I'm going to medical school to become a doctor! Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 13, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 13, 2011 Probaby the best episode ever, the one wit hthe Springfield Cat Burglar:- I'm not sure about best ever, but it is tremendous. 'If you are the police, who will police the police?' 'I dunno........coastguard?'
Cobra1000 Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her. Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie. Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me! and... You have my undivided attention dunno if this was posted too, but... So you like donuts eh? Well have all the donuts in the world...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her. Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie. Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me! and... You have my undivided attention dunno if this was posted too, but... So you like donuts eh? Well have all the donuts in the world... thats one of my favourite segments on the treehouse of horror episodes, another being the nightmare on elm street parody with willie playing the freddy role
Max Power Posted October 13, 2011 Posted October 13, 2011 Probaby the best episode ever, the one wit hthe Springfield Cat Burglar:- Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, what would you say to those who say your vigilante group are actually commiting more crimes than you are preventing? Homer: Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my group didn't commit crimes. Kent Brockman: ....touche. Homer: I wasn't asleep...I was drunk! Jimbo: You lied to me, man. Now I'm going to medical school to become a doctor! Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO! "Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?" "Can I!"
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