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Ralph: I'm a unitard

 

 

 

Homer; Homer no function beer well without.

 

 

 

Homer: Leader? Who's the Hell's that, some kind of leader?

 

 

 

Cult Member: Just come up and watch our orientation video, you are free to leave at any time.

Homer: WOW a free movie, thanks. Out of my way jerkass!

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Don't think this one's come up yet? (it probably has):

 

"Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."

 

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Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this...

 

Bart: Rudiger.

 

Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger...

 

Marge: His name is Bart.

 

Goodman: His name isn't important!

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Don't think this one's come up yet? (it probably has):

 

"Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet."

 

-

 

Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this...

 

Bart: Rudiger.

 

Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger...

 

Marge: His name is Bart.

 

Goodman: His name isn't important!

Goodman : Be like the boy, Be like the boy

 

OAPS : We Like Roy, We Like Roy

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Homer: We're going out Marge! If we're not back, avenge our deaths

 

Homer: I swear I never touched her, I cant even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl (breaks into a giggle)

 

Homer: Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage Bill, oohhh second notice

 

Homer: Oh my god, a naked celebrity. Don't stare at his famous wang!

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Lisa: Dad, I had a bad dream.

Homer: Aww, honey, come and tell daddy all about it.

Lisa: Well, I know it's stupid, but I dreamt there was a boogeyman and...

Homer: (Screams) BOOGEYMAN!

 

Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you but they maybe a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house.

Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Such a great episode!

 

Marge: What happened here?

Homer: Oh, nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the bogeyman! Of course, none of this would have happened if you had been here to keep me from acting stupid.

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Lisa: Dad, I had a bad dream.

Homer: Aww, honey, come and tell daddy all about it.

Lisa: Well, I know it's stupid, but I dreamt there was a boogeyman and...

Homer: (Screams) BOOGEYMAN!

 

Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you but they maybe a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house.

Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

 

Quality. :laugh:

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Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

 

 

Homer Simpson: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?

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