Dirty Eddie Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Ralph: I'm a unitard Homer; Homer no function beer well without. Homer: Leader? Who's the Hell's that, some kind of leader? Cult Member: Just come up and watch our orientation video, you are free to leave at any time. Homer: WOW a free movie, thanks. Out of my way jerkass!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 10, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 10, 2011 Don't think this one's come up yet? (it probably has): "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet." - Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this... Bart: Rudiger. Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger... Marge: His name is Bart. Goodman: His name isn't important!
ajmcstyles Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Don't think this one's come up yet? (it probably has): "Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet." - Brad Goodman: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this... Bart: Rudiger. Goodman: Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger... Marge: His name is Bart. Goodman: His name isn't important! Goodman : Be like the boy, Be like the boy OAPS : We Like Roy, We Like Roy
KingOfMetal Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Homer: We're going out Marge! If we're not back, avenge our deaths Homer: I swear I never touched her, I cant even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl (breaks into a giggle) Homer: Water bill, third notice. Jury duty, third notice. Mortgage Bill, oohhh second notice Homer: Oh my god, a naked celebrity. Don't stare at his famous wang!
Paid Members Au Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 10, 2011 The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
spotlightmagnet1 Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Lisa: Dad, I had a bad dream. Homer: Aww, honey, come and tell daddy all about it. Lisa: Well, I know it's stupid, but I dreamt there was a boogeyman and... Homer: (Screams) BOOGEYMAN! Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you but they maybe a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house. Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Paid Members Au Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 10, 2011 Such a great episode! Marge: What happened here? Homer: Oh, nothing, Marge. Just a little incident involving the bogeyman! Of course, none of this would have happened if you had been here to keep me from acting stupid.
Max Power Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 "I refuse to believe that people refuse to believe the truth"
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 10, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 10, 2011 "Have the Rolling Stones killed." "But Sir, those aren't..." "Do as I say!" - "What a scoop!" - And my favourite Snake line: "All right... I'm taking this thing to Mexico!"
SteelEdge Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Homer on his computer, working from home... 'To begin, press any key.....Where's the 'any' key??'
Paid Members Richie Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 10, 2011 Bart: Wow, cool, God is so in your face! Homer: Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character. Homer: Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!
Shovanist Pig Posted October 10, 2011 Posted October 10, 2011 Lisa: Dad, I had a bad dream. Homer: Aww, honey, come and tell daddy all about it. Lisa: Well, I know it's stupid, but I dreamt there was a boogeyman and... Homer: (Screams) BOOGEYMAN! Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you but they maybe a boogeyman or boogeymen inside the house. Bart: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Quality.
Paid Members Foale Posted October 10, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 10, 2011 Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration? Homer Simpson: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?
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