hitman89762000 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 Aw, being a clown sucks! You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFR42 Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet.Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes makes you laugh, he makes you thinkhe likes to run and do the thing with the... person...That monkey's gonna pay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 6, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) Welcome to Itchy & Scratchy Land, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Er, possib-lee go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong. Â - Â If you kids can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'm gonna turn this car around and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody! Â (Nelson leans out of Bart's car and slaps the man on the back of the head) Â THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG! Â Edited October 6, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 If Homer Simpson wants his Son to work in a Burlesque House, then Homer Simpson's Son is going to work in a Burlesque House........ Marge! Now you're going to hear a lot of crazy rumours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted October 6, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 6, 2011 "Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out.""Smashy smashy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrornation Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) Homer: "I guess it's row vs.wade, and it's my right to choose."When Homer looks across the lake, he ponders how he will get there. He looks at the rowboat, and then says "I guess it's row vs. wade, and it's my right to choose."'Roe vs. Wade' is the legal citation name for the famous court case that resulted in the legalization of abortions in the US. Homer "Hello, my name is Mr Burns i believe you have a letter for me"Banker "Ok Mr burns what's your first name?"Homer "I don't knowwwwww" Edited October 6, 2011 by terrornation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 "PRAY.FOR.MOJO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 'Marge, can I get a duck?''You already have a monkey!''Can he get a duck....?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dart Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 "I can't promise I'll try. But I'll try to try" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 6, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2011 You have selected "Regicide". If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 "You have selected POWER DRIVE. May I suggest feathered touch. POWER DRIVE. Your ball is in the parking lot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 6, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 6, 2011 Zeppelin ruuuuules..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2011 'Coffee please.''Beer it is,''Um, no I asked for a coffee!''Beer.''COFF- EE.''BE-EER.''C. O...''B...E...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 7, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 7, 2011 'Can you believe it Marge!? He said I was an accident!''Bart was an accident.''Yeah but you're not supposed to tell the child!''You tell Bart all the time, you told him this morning!''But when I say it, its cute!' I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet.'...and the secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Ok, who's been screwing with this thing!?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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