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Aw, being a clown sucks! You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business!

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I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet.

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he makes makes you laugh, he makes you thinkhe likes to run and do the thing with the... person...
That monkey's gonna pay!
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Welcome to Itchy & Scratchy Land, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Er, possib-lee go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

 

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If you kids can't keep your hands to yourselves, I'm gonna turn this car around and there'll be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!

 

(Nelson leans out of Bart's car and slaps the man on the back of the head)

 

THAT'S IT! BACK TO WINNIPEG!

 

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If Homer Simpson wants his Son to work in a Burlesque House, then Homer Simpson's Son is going to work in a Burlesque House........ Marge! Now you're going to hear a lot of crazy rumours...

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Homer: "I guess it's row vs.wade, and it's my right to choose."When Homer looks across the lake, he ponders how he will get there. He looks at the rowboat, and then says "I guess it's row vs. wade, and it's my right to choose."'Roe vs. Wade' is the legal citation name for the famous court case that resulted in the legalization of abortions in the US. Homer "Hello, my name is Mr Burns i believe you have a letter for me"Banker "Ok Mr burns what's your first name?"Homer "I don't knowwwwww"

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'Can you believe it Marge!? He said I was an accident!''Bart was an accident.''Yeah but you're not supposed to tell the child!''You tell Bart all the time, you told him this morning!''But when I say it, its cute!'

I can't believe there's been no Professor Frink yet.

'...and the secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Ok, who's been screwing with this thing!?'

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