cobystag Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I think Willie may be my favourite character. Â Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her. Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie. Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me! Â Groundskeeper Willie: (Speaking into a microphone) If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders! (A man whispers something into his ear.) Groundskeeper Willie: I know it's on! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 'Here's your crown, your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GPW Kristian Zane Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Silent alarm activated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rob Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Chlorine, eh?" Â *Cuts to...* Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "Hey Simpson, your epidermis is showing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Can't believe I only just remembered this gem, one of my absolute favourites: Â Â Â Homer: I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21. Â Marge: Won't that warp him? Â Homer: My cousin Frank did it. Â Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank. Â Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now. Â - Â Â And another: Â Â Homer: Moe, I need your advice. Â Moe: Yeah... Â Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Joe-Joe Junior... Shabadoo? Â Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard. Â (a man runs out of Moe's crying) Â Barney: Hey, Joey Joe-Joe! Â Edited October 4, 2011 by HarmonicGenerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "And I keep telling you, you fly boys crack me up" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 Wasn't there a JoeyJuJuJunior on here once...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing_Red_Fan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Principal Skinner: We're not coming down until you acknowledge and celebrate our love! Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down!-Homer Simpson: Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh I've been making any idiot out of myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Quagmire Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 "I was elected to lead. Not to read!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzfan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 LORD PALMERSTON!-PITT THE ELDER!LORD PALMERSTON!-PITT THE ELDER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Devon Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Chief Wiggum: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby. Mayor Quimby: You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 'All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it! ' Â Â 'Shaving my shouuulllders, i'm getting it all shaved off!' Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing_Red_Fan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Bart: Take him away, boys. Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys. Lou: What'd you say, Chief? Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) 'Hey Clemens, did i make the team?' Â 'You sure did.' Â 'YES! YES! Woohoo! In your face Strawberry!' Â 'Wait a minute. Are you Ken Griffey Jnr.?' Â 'No.' Â Â 'Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.' Â Â Â Â 'Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....' Â Â Â Â Â 'Without knowing exactly what the danger is, would you advise our viewers to crack eachothers heads open and feast on the goo inside?' Â 'Yes I would, Kent.' Â Â Â 'What are you going to do release the dogs!? Or the bees!? Or the dogs with bees in the mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you!?!' Edited October 5, 2011 by purplemonkeydishwasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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