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I think Willie may be my favourite character.

 

Groundskeeper Willie: Shary Bobbins and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country. Then she got her eyesight back. Suddenly the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her.

Shary Bobbins: It's good to see you, Willie.

Groundskeeper Willie: [angry] That's not what you said the first time you saw me!

 

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Groundskeeper Willie: (Speaking into a microphone) If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the lot of ya, and burn yer town to cinders!

(A man whispers something into his ear.)

Groundskeeper Willie: I know it's on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfOAtl2exjc

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Can't believe I only just remembered this gem, one of my absolute favourites:

 

 

 

Homer: I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart'll sleep with us until he's 21.

 

Marge: Won't that warp him?

 

Homer: My cousin Frank did it.

 

Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.

 

Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

 

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And another:

 

 

Homer: Moe, I need your advice.

 

Moe: Yeah...

 

Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Joe-Joe Junior... Shabadoo?

 

Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.

 

(a man runs out of Moe's crying)

 

Barney: Hey, Joey Joe-Joe!

 

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Wasn't there a JoeyJuJuJunior on here once...?

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Principal Skinner: We're not coming down until you acknowledge and celebrate our love! Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty the Klown: Sex Cauldron?!? I thought they shut that place down!-Homer Simpson: Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't anyone tell me? Oh I've been making any idiot out of myself!

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'All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says 'Capricorn', and something with coconut on it! '

 

 

'Shaving my shouuulllders, i'm getting it all shaved off!'

 

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'Hey Clemens, did i make the team?'

 

'You sure did.'

 

'YES! YES! Woohoo! In your face Strawberry!'

 

'Wait a minute. Are you Ken Griffey Jnr.?'

 

'No.'

 

 

'Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.'

 

 

 

 

'Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....'

 

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'Without knowing exactly what the danger is, would you advise our viewers to crack eachothers heads open and feast on the goo inside?'

 

'Yes I would, Kent.'

 

 

 

'What are you going to do release the dogs!? Or the bees!? Or the dogs with bees in the mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you!?!'

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