Family Guy PMSL Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 'My theory is... Skinner likes dog food' - Bart when queried about why he's made balls of Dog Food for Skinner's 25th Anniversary Party.
Paid Members air_raid Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 "I sentence you to KISS MY ASS!"
Daaaaaad! Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Can't believe our own user didn't say this one: Bart: Y'know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will CRACK at any minute. (Message passed down to the front...) Teacher: Skinner says the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher. Mrs Krabappel: Well, we'll show him! Especially for that 'purple monkey dishwasher' remark!
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 4, 2011 Two from the episode that featured The Simpsons' best wrestling reference ("he's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!"): "You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Heeheehee!" - God...frey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers. Farmer: I keep tellin' ya, I just grow sorghum here. Reporter: And where are the hookers? Farmer: Round back... Whoops. - And two from another: "You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to... Ooh, I feel all funny... I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke" - "Can I come too?" "Aw"
Family Guy PMSL Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 'The Doctors may say it was a burst left ventricle, but I'll always know she died of a broken heart'
SteelEdge Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 '....And I for one welcome our new insect overlords'
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted October 4, 2011 Awards Moderator Posted October 4, 2011 MENDOZAAAAAAAA!
Paid Members Jaffa Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Read the other one. The none duck one. And of course:
Paid Members ShortOrderCook Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 'Marge yours is truly a butt don't won't quit, they've got these chewy pretzels here murahdmdjdn~~~~~~~~~~dfkslmmkaadfwmsmd five dollars get outta here'
MindGrrind Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 'When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.'
ozzfan Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.Marge: What's that?Homer: ...a Dinosaur.
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted October 4, 2011 Paid Members Posted October 4, 2011 Grandpa: "JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES"
SteelEdge Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 'Hehehehe...Look at this country... *pointing to Uruguay on a globe* U R Gay''That's a paddlin'
mickfan Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 After Bart and Lisa have just dragged Milhouse being chased by an angry mob to safetyBART: Okay, Milhouse, throw the vine backMILHOUSE: Theres no time!!
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