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"I sentence you to KISS MY ASS!"

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Can't believe our own user didn't say this one:

 

Bart: Y'know, I heard Skinner say the teachers will CRACK at any minute.

 

(Message passed down to the front...)

 

Teacher: Skinner says the teachers will crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher.

 

Mrs Krabappel: Well, we'll show him! Especially for that 'purple monkey dishwasher' remark!

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Two from the episode that featured The Simpsons' best wrestling reference ("he's Rowdy Roddy Peeper!"):

 

 

"You know how bashful I am - I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl. Heeheehee!"

 

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God...frey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers.

 

Farmer: I keep tellin' ya, I just grow sorghum here.

 

Reporter: And where are the hookers?

 

Farmer: Round back... Whoops.

 

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And two from another:

 

"You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to... Ooh, I feel all funny... I'm in love! No, wait, it's a stroke"

 

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"Can I come too?"

 

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"Aw"

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Homer: He may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.Marge: What's that?Homer: ...a Dinosaur.

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After Bart and Lisa have just dragged Milhouse being chased by an angry mob to safetyBART: Okay, Milhouse, throw the vine backMILHOUSE: Theres no time!!

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